Have you ever heard the phrase, "If you play with fire, you're going to get burned"? Apparently Darth Vader didn't. I'm not doubting the power of the all powerful Darth, but come on now....even I know not to fight your enemy when he has the high ground over a pool of magma. That's just crazy!

I have always been a big fan of Star Wars (...and pretty much everything else that would get you ostrasized from any normal group of friends in high school) since I first saw the movies on my grandmothers 17" basement TV when I was about 8 years old. They are always a must see when we talk about epic movies. It's a spacey version of the all too normal knight in shingin armor story. Theres fighting, amazing music, a plot you could die for, and of course there is implied attempts at incest. o.O

I didn't realize it when I was a kid, but now I think it is kind of obvious that Lucas was making things up as he went. He can say that the scripts were written eons ago, but I don't buy it. If they were written like that so long ago then why did he play off the whole Luke loves Leia thing so completely in the first movie? Nobody can answer that one for me. The people that don't pay that much attention think I'm crazy and the people that do (star wars geeks) think it blasphemy to speak of George Lucas like he is anything less than an all knowing god of the Sci-Fi world.

Let me say it now. "If George Lucas is god then I will go to hell with Gene Rodenberry and burn for eternity." Gene never made any crazy accusation about how he came up with Star Trek over a weekend in the Caymens or something. He was a writer, a rather lo brau writer actually, that did what he did best until it was picked up. Star Trek, like Star Wars, was assumed that it would never make it off of the cutting room floor. When it made it that far they were ecstatic I'm sure, but when it became a phenomenon....my bet is that it frightened them a little.

Lucas went all crazy and secluded himself out on his ranch and Roddenberry....come to think of it I don't know what became of him. Since I don't know I will make something up and work in the truth at a later date.

Roddenberry, after defeating the Nazi Party armed with only his trusty phaser and a torn shirt, forged a bloody battle with the pascifists of the Ghandi nebula until they were no more. Afterwards, taking Jodie Foster as his wife, they ruled over all of the frozen south of Antarctica as Gods. Some say that you can still hear their footsteps tromping through the snow.

There we go......that wasn't so hard.

As a final nail in this coffin I present to you the idea that the greatest force in the universe, the Force that Lucas spoke of, is in fact