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Top 5 characters that should never appear in the Marvel Movieverse

Y'know what I mean by Marvel Movieverse, right? I mean the Avengers section. Y'know what I mean. I bet you do. I hope you do.

1- NEVER APPEAR EVER

5- You could work.

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  • For obvious reasons. The ONLY time he should ever appear is if they ever make a more 616-ish Punisher movie. I damn well better see Frank fire an RPG at this guy's crotch as a gag! Also, he should be played by Matthew Broderick.

  • I could MAYBE see the post-retcon version working in an Inhumans movie, but otherwise... just... do I really even have to say anything? It's the freaking Beyonder.

  • This guy has a severe case of "only works in comics" syndrome. Unless you gave him guns or something, no one would take him seriously. Granted, not a lot of people in comics take him seriously, but we also have a lot of other more ridiculous sh*t to deal with.

  • I think having this character consult Thanos or whatnot could be a little too... HEAVY for an audience to watch. Maybe I'm wrong, this is a concept that could work, but to me it seems like it has a bigger shot of backfiring.

  • He could work, but is he really necessary? If he ever appears in a movie by Marvel, it should be in a Fantastic Four movie. And even then, we'd get the f**king idiots who say "OMFG ITS AN AQUAMAN RIPOFF", and then I'd have to post "No, Namor came first" a billion times on the internet. Don't put me through that pain.

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Woo-hoo, Batroc in The Winter Soldier.

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Well it seems like Death is going to show up in the Avengers anyway.

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@Danial79 said:

I'd like to add The Watcher, Sugar Man and MODOK to this list. I don't think the over-sized head thing would really work in film :P

I agree with this on the last two. But I think the Watcher might work, even with the head (which they don't need) they've done it before.

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Found this again, ROFLMAO at Matthew Broderick as Stilt-Man! Just don't give him any ideas... reminds me of Punisher shooting the RPG at the parkour baddies.

Yeah, Death should be in an Avengers movie if Thanos is but I agree that it would be very tough to get across to viewers whether or not Thanos is hallucinating, insane, in love with a real cosmic being, or just anthropomorphising his own concept of death. It could wind up being like that Cylon babe in Battlestar Galactica, who only he can see.

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Sad thing is you're totally right about the Namor being an Aquaman ripoff bit...

Not a bad list, by the way.

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Not even in their Civilian identities or as action figures?

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And that weird Spider-Man villain that wears an all white bodysuit with black polka dots all over it... DIMENSIONAL POLKA DOTS!!

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Poor Batroc. :(

I think he could work with some tweaking.....obvs not as a main villain though.

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@Decoy Elite said:

Stilt-Man deserves his own movie, you are clearly just a hater. :P

That's right.He is a character that deserves a movie more than anyone. :P

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@ColonelRunAway said:

I find your lack of Squirrel Girl disturbing.

She should appear in the Guardians Of The Galaxy movie and rape Thanos.

And I mean rape literally.

@Decoy Elite said:

Stilt-Man deserves his own movie, you are clearly just a hater. :P

No he does not deserve his own movie. But Hypno Hustler does.

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Stilt-Man deserves his own movie, you are clearly just a hater. :P

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I find your lack of Squirrel Girl disturbing.

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@Danial79 said:

I'd like to add The Watcher, Sugar Man and MODOK to this list. I don't think the over-sized head thing would really work in film :P

Hector Hammond has proven you right =P
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I'd like to add The Watcher, Sugar Man and MODOK to this list. I don't think the over-sized head thing would really work in film :P