F'D up dream... a quick sum up

I'm pretty sick today, took the day off of work. As I explained it to one of my friends, "I've got the spins like I'm drunk without a drop of alcohol." But I digress. I slept from 11-3 today to avoid being awake and sick and I had the most bizarre dream involving ComicVine members and staff. Now, I didn't take any NyQuill, which can induce weird dreaming... Crap, I just noticed I set this up the be weirder than it was... whatever


I'm at Best Buy with my buddy Rick and his fiance Elana, we're a tight group of cats, especially when my girlfriend is around. We're considered "Power Couples"... at least I think we are. We're checking out some DVDs, and I decide, I'm hungry, I'm going home. I step outside and hop into my sweet-@ss 2009 Mazda 3 (lame plug) and I get a phone call from G-Man saying, "Judas, we've been waiting, come back in" (Judas being a nickname of mine specific only to my friends from Chicago, from when I lived out there). So I stand up quickly, and I head back in. Rick & Elana ask me to come over to them, I walk over, but then I see Hawk, his wife (which my brain made up for this dream) and Babs. We all do the meet you for the first time hug and high five, yes I high five in my dream. And I'm super excited to get a beer with Hawk because Babs doesn't even drink in my dreams.
I ask where are we going for lunch? Babs says, "here... our table is ready" Here being the Best Buy.... Which I guess has a Bennigins in it.... A resturant that is now out of business. We sit down and are about to order... And I wake up...


Bizarre... So I met Hawk & Babs in RL at a Bennigins in a Best Buy... lots of "b"s in there..... But G-Man skipped out somehow, but still called me.

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Posted by aztek_the_lost

hahahahaha!

I usually try not to share my weird dreams, but its great to read other people's :D

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Posted by Hawk

Dude....that really happened. I was just with Babs and you at Bennigin's in Best Buy...that's where we decided to met up. You got plastered and we dragged you home and into bed. You really need to get a hold of your drinking.

BTW....did my wife look like this?


Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir

Ha ha ha , not bad , maybe it's a prophetic dream. : )

Posted by Slinger

Wow, you're dreaming about Hawk. I thought there might be something there.

Posted by geraldthesloth

Crazy ass dream IE

Posted by inferiorego
Hawk said:
"Dude....that really happened. I was just with Babs and you at Bennigin's in Best Buy...that's where we decided to met up. You got plastered and we dragged you home and into bed. You really need to get a hold of your drinking.

BTW....did my wife look like this?

"
Your wife was shorter than Babs and had a beenie cap on...
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Posted by inferiorego
Slinger said:
"Wow, you're dreaming about Hawk. I thought there might be something there."
I want to hold him
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Posted by Hawk
inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Dude....that really happened. I was just with Babs and you at Bennigin's in Best Buy...that's where we decided to met up. You got plastered and we dragged you home and into bed. You really need to get a hold of your drinking.

BTW....did my wife look like this?

"
Your wife was shorter than Babs and had a beenie cap on..."
no....chicks and beenies I'm not really down with.....unless they look like said pic above.


inferiorego said:
"Slinger said:
"Wow, you're dreaming about Hawk. I thought there might be something there."
I want to hold him"
Doesn't everyone.

Posted by inferiorego
Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Dude....that really happened. I was just with Babs and you at Bennigin's in Best Buy...that's where we decided to met up. You got plastered and we dragged you home and into bed. You really need to get a hold of your drinking.

BTW....did my wife look like this?

"
Your wife was shorter than Babs and had a beenie cap on..."
no....chicks and beenies I'm not really down with.....unless they look like said pic above.


inferiorego said:
"Slinger said:
"Wow, you're dreaming about Hawk. I thought there might be something there."
I want to hold him"
Doesn't everyone."
Well I'm sorry my brain was remembering what ladies looked like in 1995
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Posted by danhimself

you know you still give high fives in real life too

Posted by Hawk
Posted by TOAA
You have the swine flu. 
Posted by captainrage

Yeah I read somewhere (yeah I read) that a symptom of swine flu is dreaming about people from a message board.

Posted by Hawk

All swine flu jokes are inappropriate and will cause the locking of this thread.

Posted by captainrage

No one is stupid enough to do that.

Posted by Hawk
captainrage said:
"No one is stupid enough to do that."
O.o? huh?
Posted by TOAA
Hawk said:
"All swine flu jokes are inappropriate and will cause the locking of this thread. "
Why would that ever happen?
Posted by Hawk
TOAA said:
"Hawk said:
"All swine flu jokes are inappropriate and will cause the locking of this thread. "
Why would that ever happen?
"
Cause it has.......nuff said. gone.
Posted by captainrage

You think that people are that irrational and that clueless that they would lock a thread because someone made a comment about a subject that is actually pretty much a joke in itself?

Hmm.. Maybe.

Posted by TOAA
Link to the locked thread for mentioning the swine flu please. With it clearly stated that is the cause of the lock. It is literally the equivalent of locking for the bird flu. Which to my knowledge, has never happened.
Posted by inferiorego
TOAA said:
"Link to the locked thread for mentioning the swine flu please. With it clearly stated that is the cause of the lock. It is literally the equivalent of locking for the bird flu. Which to my knowledge, has never happened."
Sadly, it has happened. People are uninformed and freak out when people poke fun at the swine flu....
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Posted by TOAA
That is ridiculous. I made it so I could joke about it. 
Posted by cly

Weird dream. XD

Posted by Slinger
inferiorego said:
"TOAA said:
"Link to the locked thread for mentioning the swine flu please. With it clearly stated that is the cause of the lock. It is literally the equivalent of locking for the bird flu. Which to my knowledge, has never happened."
Sadly, it has happened. People are uninformed and freak out when people poke fun at the swine flu...."
And let's not forget the oh so terrible "thermaflu"

Sensationalism for the win.
Posted by Yaujtapool

People usually dream about what they were last thinking about , so maybe you were on the vine and then BAM wierd dream .

Posted by Vance Astro

Charmander fainted.Ash has no more poke'mon left.Ash blacked out!.

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Posted by inferiorego
Yaujtapool said:
"People usually dream about what they were last thinking about , so maybe you were on the vine and then BAM wierd dream ."
no... that's not it...

Vance Astro said:
"Charmander fainted.Ash has no more poke'mon left.Ash blacked out!."

that's it! I ran out of pokemon!
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Posted by Dane

Yeah I had to take some weird medication the other day when I got bitten by a spider, venom+meds = whacked out dreams. None of you were in them sorry :(

Posted by Darkchild

That aint nothing, some of the dreams i have are just terrifying. Especially when they involve Vine Members.

Posted by inferiorego

this was my first dream involving vine members

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Posted by Vortex13

A typical dream for me is being eviscerated or something like that. I have very violent dreams in which bad things happen to me, like being pushed into a meat grinder. I die, and no I don't wake up when I do I'll be in the meat grinder then wake up because I hit the wall with my foot or something in my sleep.

Posted by inferiorego

vortex, you have that dream every night?

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Posted by Vortex13
inferiorego said:
"vortex, you have that dream every night?"
No, I have a lot of dreams that are similar in the level of violence but thats just like an example of what I dream about. But yes I have dreams like that most nights.
Posted by inferiorego

violent dreams every night...damn

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Posted by Vortex13

haha, after 3 years they stop bothering you

Posted by .Mistress Redhead.

I feel so left out...

Edited by PrimeDirective

If I dream, it's always me in day to day life, but I have the ability to fly around like Silver Surfer but without the board. So basically I look like I'm surfing or skating on air.  And even then it only ever seems to moderately surprise people I can fly like that. Kinda like "oh, I didn't know you were ambidextrous." That kinda surprise.

Posted by inferiorego
.Mistress Redhead. said:
"I feel so left out..."
Maybe next time....

PrimeDirective said:
"If I dream, it's always me in day to day life, but I have the ability to fly around like Silver Surfer but without the board. So basically I look like I'm surfing or skating on air.  And even then it only ever seems to moderately surprise people I can fly like that. Kinda like "oh, I didn't know you were ambidextrous." That kinda surprise."
I used to have flying dreams all the time. Now, all my dreams are about work and work related activities... That's why I had to post this, it was so weird to have a dream about NOT working.

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Posted by Yaujtapool

In my dreams im usually falling .

Posted by .Mistress Redhead.
inferiorego said:
".Mistress Redhead. said:
"I feel so left out..."
Maybe next time....
perhaps i will end up being the waiter?
Posted by inferiorego
.Mistress Redhead. said:
"inferiorego said:
".Mistress Redhead. said:
"I feel so left out..."
Maybe next time....
perhaps i will end up being the waiter?"
That would be awesome... Then Arrow could bring out our appetizers and I found out he ate one of the cheese sticks and then I could find out where G-Man went
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Posted by cly
.Mistress Redhead. said:
"I feel so left out..."
Me too. :D
Posted by .Mistress Redhead.
inferiorego said:
".Mistress Redhead. said:
"inferiorego said:
".Mistress Redhead. said:
"I feel so left out..."
Maybe next time....
perhaps i will end up being the waiter?"
That would be awesome... Then Arrow could bring out our appetizers and I found out he ate one of the cheese sticks and then I could find out where G-Man went"
Gman is doing the dishes where he belongs

cly said:
".Mistress Redhead. said:
"I feel so left out..."
Me too. :D"
no one gets us ;-)

Posted by inferiorego

I don't even know what cly really looks like though, so how could I dream about him?

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Posted by cly


Posted by .Mistress Redhead.
inferiorego said:
"I don't even know what cly really looks like though, so how could I dream about him?"
he is a dragon
Posted by inferiorego
.Mistress Redhead. said:
"inferiorego said:
"I don't even know what cly really looks like though, so how could I dream about him?"
he is a dragon"
cly said:
"
"
Since when do dragons wear camo?
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Posted by Sovereign Son

He looks like a big black gun cool beans.

Posted by cly

lol

Posted by .Mistress Redhead.

Cly you had to pick the most redneck scary a$$ im going to go get me a white sheet and hang out with the boys picture of you you have didnt you? LOL

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