By Hunter114 26 Comments
Within the last half-hour, my mother decided to go into my room without my permission and steal my DVD player, in doing this she inadvertantly unplugged my Xbox at the adapter and knocked my TV remote onto my clock, turning on my alarm (which is radio and on full blast) then onto the floor, displacing the batteries. Once I realised that my DVD player had gone, I called to her from my room, but there was no answer, so I rang her on my cell phone to ask what had happened, not wanting to answer my calls, she unplugs the phone and does something which severs my connection to the internet, depriving me of the Comic Vine-y goodness. I finally manage to get my internet connection back to find that my Xbox doesn't work, naturally I bend down to plug in my Xbox when my alarm goes off in my ear, scaring the bejesus out of me.
The song was "Momma Told Me (Not to Come) by Tom Jones and the Stereophonics... I am most displeased.