Why mothers should not be allowed near their kids' stuff.


   Within the last half-hour, my mother decided to go into my room without my permission and steal my DVD player, in doing this she inadvertantly unplugged my Xbox at the adapter and knocked my TV remote onto my clock, turning on my alarm (which is radio and on full blast) then onto the floor, displacing the batteries. Once I realised that my DVD player had gone, I called to her from my room, but there was no answer, so I rang her on my cell phone to ask what had happened, not wanting to answer my calls, she unplugs the phone and does something which severs my connection to the internet, depriving me of the Comic Vine-y goodness. I finally manage to get my internet connection back to find that my Xbox doesn't work, naturally I bend down to plug in my Xbox when my alarm goes off in my ear, scaring the bejesus out of me. 
 
The song was "Momma Told Me (Not to Come) by Tom Jones and the Stereophonics... I am most displeased.
26 Comments
26 Comments
Posted by aztek_the_lost

oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P

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Posted by reaper2923
@aztek the lost said:
"oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "

What magazines those aren't mine I've never seen those before, curse you playboy!
Posted by Pr_Beyonder
@aztek the lost said:
"oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "
Posted by Hunter114
@aztek the lost:
I am sure that I do not know what you mean... *strokes the invisible beard of wisdom that denotes that I actually do know what you mean yet will admit to nothing*
Edited by Yaujtapool
@aztek the lost said:

" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "

These days its less to do with the magazines under the bed and more to do with the hardrive in the computer .
Posted by aztek_the_lost
@Yaujtapool said:
" @aztek the lost said:

" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "

These days its less to do with the magazines under the bed and more to do with the hardrive in the computer . "
yeah, I know...but still, the Playboys under the bed is a classic American stereotype...That 70's Show and National Lampoon's Vacation FTW!
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Posted by Yaujtapool
@aztek the lost said:
" @Yaujtapool said:
" @aztek the lost said:

" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "

These days its less to do with the magazines under the bed and more to do with the hardrive in the computer . "
yeah, I know...but still, the Playboys under the bed is a classic American stereotype...That 70's Show and National Lampoon's Vacation FTW! "
Yep lol, not going to argue with that.
Posted by InnerVenom123

Wow, that sucks. But that would make a great scene for a movie :P

Posted by primepower53
@InnerVenom123 said:
"Wow, that sucks. But that would make a great scene for a movie :P "

it's funny becuase it's true!
Posted by CaptainCockblock
@aztek the lost said:
" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "
I DENY EVERYTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Jumps out the window. Wow! This pile of magazines broke my fall!
Posted by Vortex13

At least she didn't find a box of condoms. Now that led to an awkward conversation.

Posted by CellphoneGirl
@aztek the lost said:
" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "
LMAO i thought the same thing when i read the name of the topic :P
Posted by King Saturn
I wish my mommy was still alive... you dont mine them looking through your stuff when you realize how much you miss them when they are gone... 
Posted by joshmightbe

Whenever i would complain about my mom going thru my stuff as a kid she was always quick to remind me that she paid for all that sh!t which was usually the end of the argument whether i liked it or not

Posted by Gambit1024
@aztek the lost said:
" @Yaujtapool said:
" @aztek the lost said:

" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "

These days its less to do with the magazines under the bed and more to do with the hardrive in the computer . "
yeah, I know...but still, the Playboys under the bed is a classic American stereotype...That 70's Show and National Lampoon's Vacation FTW! "
QFT
Posted by OmegaTheDestroyer

I thought you were going to say she found your porno in the player.lol

Posted by Amegashita

  Wow, this sounds just like something on a cartoon.  Are you sure you were awake during this?  Maybe it was a dream.

Posted by Primmaster64

hehe

Posted by Dark Zoom
@Primmaster64 said:
" hehe "
Hey, mr director told me that you left, i even made a tombstone of you in the sentry vs superman thread
Posted by Icarusflies

My mom is pretty good about my stuff, she always asks before she borrows anything.

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Posted by lagoon_boy
We live in different houses.
Posted by rogue_mar1e
 @Hunter114: HAHAHAH thats actually pretty funny but sorry that you had to go through that :P 
@aztek the lost said:

"oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "

 
i thought the same thing too lmao
  
Posted by Donnieman v5.1
@aztek the lost said:
" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "
Posted by rogue_mar1e
@CaptainCockblock said:
" @aztek the lost said:
" oh, I thought this was going to be about her finding a secret stash of certain magazines under your bed :P "
I DENY EVERYTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Jumps out the window. Wow! This pile of magazines broke my fall! "

lmfao ! :P
Posted by Primmaster64
@Dark Zoom: Seriously? lol
Posted by Dark Zoom
@Primmaster64 said:
" @Dark Zoom: Seriously? lol "