I'm sorry, they're not funny. At all. Chuck Norris is a right-wing king among douche bags. I see no reason to glorify his worthless butt with jokes about how tough he is. Chuck Norris does not kick any asses anymore, he only kisses them. Especially if they are Republican asses with lots of money. Chuck Norris likes money, and asses. So yeah. I freaking hate Chuck Norris. Douche bag. Seriously, if Chuck was that tough he'd come behind me and smash my face into my keyrhgkbdhgrk,snfguopdknvmcdjlnka;ejde;dlza
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No, but if you want to frame stealing because you're poor as some kind of crusade against tyranny, then more power to ya.
I saw this scan of the Presence and must say that he is one creepy-ass, senile-looking mofo! I don't read a lot of Vertigo so I don't know if there were other factors involved in this, but is he evil? Because it looks like he's eating an angel he just killed.
@tron_bonne said:@Killerjax said:LOL! Are you kidding? Mr. Mxy is only on the 5th dimensional power. His reality warping really only affects limited 3rd dimensional planes. He can turn 3-D objects or perhaps people in 2-D or less, but he can not affect higher dimensional powers like beings from the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th dimensions and so on. Abstracts like Eternity is 10th to 11th dimension and the Living Tribunal is 17th Dimension. So a 5D imp is not doing anything to a 17D Abstract. Think about it, 3D people can beat Mr. Mxy! 3D people can not defeat Eternity. Dr. Strange's power is magical based, so despite that he is 3D, he has 6D up to the 16D powers or even beyond that. This explains why Dr. Stange can defeat Eternity Level abstracts and other entities in that power.
@Illuminatus said:A multitude of abstracts and cosmic beings.
Isnt Mxy above that Level? Unless those beings are above or equal to Luci and Michael i doubt they could..
Umm no, I don't believe it has ever been specified that the 5th dimension in DC is a spatial dimension so your theory doesn't work. And I see you're still spewing that BS about Dr. Strange even after I corrected you.
Link for what? a scan that doesn't say something? Or the thread where you said the Living Tribunal isn't able to kill the Dr. Strange?
Why is it not canon? Because it happened in the Elseworlds universe? That's a moot point since Mxy can travel to any dimension, any point in time and space, break the 4th wall, etc. There is only one Mxy.
It's not canon because it involves places that no longer exist in the DC Multiverse.
But still existed at one point in time, right?
LOL every day it feels like the majority of the worlds population gets stupider
>LOL every day it feels like the majority of the worlds population gets stupider
>every day it feels like the majority of the worlds population gets stupider
>it feels like the majority of the worlds population gets stupider
>the majority of the worlds population gets stupider
>the worlds population gets stupider
>population gets stupider