HombreMan

(Somewhere in a small suburb in Mexico...)

"Mom and Dad, I have a very important thing I have to tell to you"

"What is it m'ijo (Mexican slang for "mah boy") ?"

"Well, it ain't easy, you see, since I was a little boy I always felt different from other kids, also, I wasn't attrracted to the same things other kids do. Some of my fiends are helping me "

(Mom and Dad are sitting in the edge of the couch, staring at his son and holding each other's hands) "Please, tell us now!"

"I am a mutant with psychic powers! I am The Bunker!"

(Mom and Dad sigh with relief) "Gee, son you have really scared us, we thought you were going to tell you you were Gay!"

"Oh, by the way, actually I happen to be gay too!"

(Mom and Dad have their jaws wide open) "Well, no matter what you are you still are our son and we will always love, wheter you like tacos or stuffed peppers "

"DAD!"

"Anyway, I told you that because I joined an American superhero team ccalleds the Teen Titans and a secret organization called N.O.W.H.E.R.E. is sending an elite army and his enforcers The Brotherhood of Evil towards us in 15 minutes, so we have to pack and get into a jet and make a safe scape to Hall of Justice. Sorry about that part."

(Mom and Dad have their eyes rolled back) "Well, at least you won't knock up any girl like most of yopur cousins; also I always wanted to travel and take pictures of the White House."

(Mom, Dad and Bunker hug, then a jet picks them up to a safe place near the Hall of Justice)

FIN

I hope he is Earth-616 Miles Morales, that would be awesomely great.

Well mythical Herc was in love with Iolaus and mythical Loki transformed into a female horse to ccreate a distraction so Thor and Odin could battle a demon horse called Svadhilfari, Sval mounted him and Loki give birth to Sleipnir the 8-legged Odin's horse. So this is why Loki hats so much both Thor and Odin: they made him to transform into a female hore only to be raped and pregnant by a wild stallion.

Hitler vs Stalin:

Maybe he soaked his cape ina a batch of his own bood, he bite his arm to cause himslef a hemorrage and then soaked it, just like Sigfried bathed in dragon's blood in The Ring of the Nibelungs.

The porn movie that Big Barda and Superman made by orders of Sleez from Action Comics still exists? So does the Vivid Enerntainment Flash Porn from JLA/Hitman?

Power Girl has stated taht because she is blond and is well endowed she is the butt of every sexist joke and on her last book (Please DC make her come back again) she dealt with Vartox and Howard Wolowitz

WAY TO GO GIRL!

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/11/23/power-girl-lectures-women-for-complaining-about-her-costume/

"OUTRAGEOUS!"

Justin Bieber is not Gay, it's a Lesbian!

• Why does Superman need an armor? I can point out three reasons: