Gwahlur_Rising

@xnahtebx:

Favorite word: fhtagn.

My favorite place varies, depending upon my mood. When I'm feeling contemplative (or merely antisocial) there's a massive gorge deep in the woods near where I went to school. If I am actually of a mind to mingle and seek the company of others, I generally prefer medieval faires.

I'm not certain, but it's not my turn to wash it. ;)

Oh, there are so many wishes...I suppose, right now, I'd wish that I did not require sleep. I could get a lot done in those six hours.

@lykopis:

When the mood strikes me. It's far more common in the summer months.

I never got the whole "she was asking for it by dressing that way" argument; that's like someone telling me that I must want people to rub my head for luck, since I shave it.

Just so we're clear, anyone who rubs my dome without express, written consent is destined to acquire an impressive collection of finger splints.

@king_saturn: A subjective standard. You will have to judge for yourself.

@king_saturn: I talk seldom, for my voice would shatter the minds of lesser beings, and as amusing as that may be, it can be counter-productive.

@xnahtebx: I do try, my vibrantly-colored poet. I do try.

@king_saturn: All that are not I are the Light One, and my eyes are red because of my intense, concentrated evil, or possibly too much coffee. The King of Darkness loves a nice blonde roast.

@xnahtebx: Trixia the Destroyer. I understand she never made it out of post-production; more's the pity.

The hour grows late, and the gaze of twilight rests upon your doomed civilization. I am He who has existed since before your pathetic world was forged from the primordial chaos of the universe. Dare ye seek the wisdom of the King of Darkness?

Sure, and I'm not such a bad guy when you compare me to Gacy, Jack the Ripper, and the Unabomber. ;)

Just goes to show, reboots are evil.

*cough, cough*