Guardian_of_Gravity

Alduin can get beat down by standard medieval equipment with zero usage of shouts or magic other than dragonrend to get him down.

He's not impressive going based off what is actually shown and not distorted in half truths and legend. He doesn't even use any of the more powerful shouts.

Also the "meteors" smashed thatched roof cottages and stone buildings made with high medieval era technology at best. Whoopdeedoo, I'm sure Trogdor is very impressed.

He can't do anything to hurt Goji, but the King of Monsters can wreck his physical body in a single hit.

Clovey gets mutilated, horribly. He's not fast enough, he's not durable enough, and he's not skilled enough to handle the vicious double teaming the parents can inflict. Not to mention that if I'm not mistaken; the Male Muto approaches Clovey's size, meaning the female Muto can sit on him.

His corpse will make a good source of meat for their babies though.

@those_eyes: Smaug is smaller than Male!MUTO and has never faced an opponent anywhere near his size; and is threatenable by something that can be launched from a ballista at not particularly great speeds.

Goji breaks his 48fps hiney like a twig.

There's some other version of Elder Scrolls people wank to with greybeards shattering mountains and cannons and other things that make the setting not work, but the one seen in game has Alduin being very unimpressive.

Godzilla tailsmacks Alduin into the throat of the world and snaps his spine like a twig.

@shot: As I mentioned before, Gypsy faced a 1.4 megaton nuke, Godzilla was hit with the 15 megaton Castle Bravo bomb at a much closer range.

@comicstooge said:

@guardian_of_gravity said:

@comicstooge said:

@guardian_of_gravity said:

Gypsy is 280 feet tall and weighs 1900 tons.

Godzilla is 350+ feet tall and outmasses a hundred thousand ton aircraft carrier.

Godzilla punches Gypsy once and the Jaeger stoves in like tin foil.

Or Gypsy tries wrestling with Godzilla, who simply leans forward and crushes Gypsy because he's orders of magnitude heavier.

Godzilla has more mass and muscle than the entirety of Pacific Rim's cast.

Gypsy has no capacity to hurt someone who's so much bigger.

Also, going by the timer; Godzilla was fighting a very intensive brawl against two very different opponents non-stop for at least an hour and fifteen minutes, and had fought the Male MUTO for some time and then went around chasing it for what appeared to at least be a day.

He had quite a day.

Wasn't it established a modern day nuke would kill him, while a modern day nuke (that exploded underwater) didn't destroy Gypsy?

The Captain was mistaken about the power of the bomb used.

The nuke shown in the beginning is the Castle Bravo nuke (the date and location makes it impossible to be anything else); which rates in at 15 megatons, so an order of magnitude greater than what Gypsy survived from a very healthy distance away.

So, Godzilla does win?

With the difference in mass, Godzilla could BFR Gypsy with a pimp hand.

The Captain was mistaken about the power of the bomb used.

The nuke shown in the beginning is the Castle Bravo nuke (the date and location makes it impossible to be anything else); which rates in at 15 megatons, so an order of magnitude greater than what Gypsy survived from a very healthy distance away.

Gypsy is 280 feet tall and weighs 1900 tons.

Godzilla is 350+ feet tall and outmasses a hundred thousand ton aircraft carrier.

Godzilla punches Gypsy once and the Jaeger stoves in like tin foil.

Or Gypsy tries wrestling with Godzilla, who simply leans forward and crushes Gypsy because he's orders of magnitude heavier.

Godzilla has more mass and muscle than the entirety of Pacific Rim's cast.

Gypsy has no capacity to hurt someone who's so much bigger.

Also, going by the timer; Godzilla was fighting a very intensive brawl against two very different opponents non-stop for at least an hour and fifteen minutes, and had fought the Male MUTO for some time and then went around chasing it for what appeared to at least be a day.

He had quite a day.

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@ult_nerx: Dornan is alive and is in the Senate, he has plans you see.