X-Men ABC'S
By grimm 9 Comments
I'm thinking about making more for these for other subjects (like the Avengers). Comment!
X-men ABC's
That old Alphabet poster with Apples and Xylophones is sooooo yesterday.
 | 1. Angel See kids, money IS important! |
 | 2. Beast The ugly side of puberty. |
 | 3. Cyclops Proving that it doesn't matter how annoying you are, hot telepaths will still love you. |
 | 4. Dazzler Oh how I miss your roller skating disco days. |
 | 5. Emma Frost E is for Evil! |
 | 6. Forge Never liked him. (No funny comment for him!) |
 | 7. Gambit All you need is an accent to get into girl's pants. |
 | 8. Havok Two Summers = double the annoyance! |
 | 9. Iceman The most naked of X-men, out-nuding even the White Queen herself. |
 | 10. Jubilee That's right! Jean DOESN'T get to be on here!!!! Either stay alive or stay dead!!!! Besides, vampire Jubilee beats slutty telepath any day. |
 | 11. Kitty Pryde My favorite X-Man! Why can't you and Colossus ever be together? Oh, and I'm glad you aren't dead! |
 | 12. Lockheed Sorry everyone treated you like Paris Hilton's dog, when really you were a super smart alien working for S.W.O.R.D. ...But who's a good dragon?? That's right! You are! |
 | 13. Magneto Homosexual crush on Xavier. You were all thinking it! |
 | 14. Nightcrawler He's such a cute little demon! |
 | 15. Omega Sentinel ....Does anybody really care about her? I mean really it was either her or Onyx. |
 | 16. Psylocke Does the carpet match the drapes? |
 | 17. Quicksilver Everyone has daddy issues Pietro. That doesn't mean that you convince your sister to get rid of mutants. |
 | 18. Rogue I was expecting her to have obscene amounts of sex the second her powers were under control. |
 | 19. Storm African Weather Goddess Queen of Wakanda and occasional F4 member. Nuff said. |
 | 20. Thunderbird Died during his second mission. |
 | 21. U-Go Girl Why? ....Nobody else starts with a U. |
 | 22. Vulcan Introducing a new Summers brother doesn't make them any less annoying. |
 | 23. Wolverine Is a comic book whore. |
 | 24. X-23 Way better than Wolverine. |
 | 25. Young X-Men Worst X-comic EVER. ....But it starts with a Y so it makes the list! |
 | 26. Zach What? You don't remember him from his 2 appearances???? |