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#1 Edited by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone's favorite (well, some people's favorite) killer hamster with a santa hat is BACK!


Santa Hamster had just snuck into a secret Hellicat base. He held his two razor-sharp candy cane blades tightly in his little hands. A drop of sweat went down his forehead, and hit the floor.

The Hellicats were standing guard with their guns in their hands. They were guarding a crate. Whatever was in it was angry. It was thrashing around like the raptor in the opening scene of Jurassic Park. But hamsters don't watch movies, so Santa Hamster didn't get that reference.

With the battle cry of "SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!", Santa Hamster charged into battle with his candy cane blades held high above his head, and suddenly brought them down upon two Hellicats' heads, slashing through their skulls.

He quickly spun around, and with one slice, decapitated two other Hellicats who were sneaking up on him behind his back.

Their plan didn't exactly work.

Two rookies charged at Santa Hamster like idiots. Santa Hamster usually goes easy on the new guys, but these two morons had it coming.

Santa Hamster took out another one with a quick face slice followed by a wing removal.

Don't try this at home kids.

All of the evil, despicable, everything-hating flying cats were down on the floor, and Santa Hamster slowly opened the crate, and out popped out something horrifying... something terrifying... something so HORRIBLE...

Oh, never mind, it was just a human in a fancy tuxedo.

"Who are you?", asked the human, "Are you Santa Claus? No? Well, I'm Grambleshout. Ian Grambleshout. You can call me Agent Grambleshout."

This chump was annoying Santa Hamster.

"I was sent to the North Pole to find and arrest Santa Claus", said the agent, "The FBI or CIA or SHIELD or SWORD or whatever wants him. Why, you ask? He's a fugitive. On the run from the boys in blue 'cuz he did something illegal... he broke into the house of EVERY good little boy and girl (and the naughty ones, too, but he just threw coal at their tree, ate their cookies, and left, so...) in the world!"



Santa Hamster must defeat the evil Dr. Evilguy!

Can Rudolph convince the police he's innocent?

Will Jim the gym/local pub/storage place owner recover from his amnesia in time for his wedding?



#2 Edited by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

Giant arms... giant sneakers....


Eh, might give it a chance.... I might.

#3 Posted by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait what? Aw crap. I don't wanna start all over again...

You can keep continuing your Wildcat series like before, just dont mention the old DCRI universe anymore and just the new one.

#4 Edited by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:

I thought this was rebooted already.

Yeah, then it went all dead again when I left... apparently for a long time, because now Comicvine looks all... bleh.

#5 Posted by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

So, I'm revamping DC Re-Imagined again.


The limit of series you can write is 3

You have to re-imagine a DC character

Blah blah blah, you get it, right?


  • Last Son of Krypton - GR2Blackout
  • The Dark Knight - GR2Blackout

Sorry I did a crappy job of explaining how this all works.

#6 Posted by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Edited by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

It was a dark night in the North Pole.

Santa Hamster was just getting back home from a party at Jim's bar/gym/storage place.

Suddenly, he was mugged by some gnomes.

"Hand over all yer money, Hamsta!" said one of the gnomes.

Gnomes are like elves, but they work for Mother Nature, not Santa.

These gnomes were evil, though.

Santa Hamster pulled out his razor-sharp candy cane and killed the gnomes.

But something wasn't right.

Usually, gnomes are peaceful.

But these gnomes were, as previously mentioned, evil.

Santa Hamster returned to his house, only to see his house had been robbed.

His pets, Bebop and Rocksteady, who were, despite their names, a snapping turtle and a wolf, were the only things still their.

Thanks a lot, TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze.

Anyway, Santa Hamster took Bebop and Rocksteady to find out what's up.

On his way to wherever he was going, he ran into some squirrel.

"Hey, have ya seen my girlfriend?" said the squirrel.

"Nope, have ya seen Santa Hamster's stuff?" replied Bebop.

"Who's Santa Hamster?" asked the squirrel.

The three heroes continued, and the squirrel just stood there looking for his girlfriend.

Santa Hamster decided they should ask Santa Claus what's going on.

But his pets didn't agree.

"Come one, awesome dudes like us asking a jolly fatso for help would be as crappy as Comicvine's new look!" said Rocksteady.

"I agree, Comicvine looks dopey now... oh, back on topic, YEAH, WHAT ROCKSTEADY SAID!" said Bebop.

Santa Hamster ignored them, and went to Santa.

At Sana's house, Bebop and Rocksteady told Santa about what was happening.

Santa Hamster would've told him, but talking hamsters? That would just be silly.

"Well, ever since the Gnome Guild of Everywhere went on strike, gnomes have been evil as... uh... DISNEY!" said Santa.

"So maybe they ransacked our crib?" asked Bebop.

"Sure, but what do I know, I'm just a fat hobo who lives with a bunch of deer and pointy-eared midgets..." said Santa. "Oh, the sad, sad truth...."

"Um... what?" asked Rocksteady.

"Ignore that..." said Bebop.

So, Santa Hamster and Bebop and Rocksteady set out to get revenge on the gnomes.


#8 Posted by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

@TommytheHitman said:

@GR2Blackout: BUMP?


#9 Posted by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

I still have no idea who's available and who's unavailable.

#10 Posted by GR2Blackout (2931 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout: Awesome.