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I really want "Your King is PISSED!" to become the new "I'm the goddamn Batman"... but I know it will never happen.

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He looks weird. The top half and the bottom half just don't really blend, but maybe I'll get used to this design eventually.

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Still sucks they're doing this whole new universe thing, though...

But this looks cool.

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@teerack said:

Then I guess the Nolan Batmans aren't Batman movies.

They ARE Batman movies. They stick to the source material.

Man of Steel was a Superman movie trying to be a Batman movie.

What the Phantom Zone makes you think the Nolan Batman films aren't Batman films?

We all know X-Men Origins: Wolverine wasn't a Wolverine film, but that doesn't mean Thor wasn't a Thor film.

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I agree. It was an okaaay movie, but you could obviously tell it was trying to be more like Batman Begins and less like Superman.

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#8  Edited By GR2Blackout

'Cuz the story demanded it. Kind of like in The Avengers how Hulk can now suddenly control his anger (Which might just be Marvel's way of saying "INCREDIBLE HULK 2 IS NEVER HAPPENING!")

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#9  Edited By GR2Blackout

Well, I've been making a lot of new fan-fics lately, and I decided, why not do a summer special limited series?

What's that? You think I've made too many recent fan-fictions?

WELL, TOO BAD! YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

Anyways, our first Summer story focuses on a dead group that is going to be rebooted soon. This story is gonna be the LAST story in the group before the reboot... yeah, you know what group I'm talking about...

NO! NOT DC RE-IMAGINED! THAT'S OVER, GET OVER IT, CRY-BABIES!

Oh, yeah, and I'm gonna use a LOOOT of characters without their creators' permission, 'CUZ THE GROUP IS GOING TO REBOOTED SOON! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, KICK ME OUT?

NEW AMALGAM UNIVERSE SUMMER SPECIAL

Summer. The time of... Summer-ish things.

Summer is the time of year that all the superheroes and villains put aside their differences to spend Summer at the universe's biggest water park... PLANET SPLASH!

Thunder Woman was hanging in the hot tub, Creep was smashing up a storm because some little kids peed in the pool right next to him, Silver Flash was busy surfing, Lobora was just sitting in the shade being anti-social and weird, and Green Panther was hitting on some alien babes in bikinis.

It was all great, until...

"I AM GALACTIC GRODD, AND I AM HERE TO DEVOUR PLANET SPLASH!", yelled, well... just take a guess...

"Oh, crap, it's Galactic Grodd!", yelled Silver Flash as he fell off his surfboard into the water.

"We have to stop him from eating Planet Splash!", yelled Thunder Woman.

"JUSTICE LEAGUE AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!", shouted Super-Spider, jumping out of nowhere and flipping off Galactic Grodd.

"HOW DARE YOU!", yelled Galactic Grodd.

"FRAG YOU, MONKEY-NUTS!", yelled Lobora, grabbing an unrealistically large gun and shooting Galactic Grodd in the face.

"MY BEAUTIFUL MONKEY FAAAACE!", screamed Galactic Grodd.

"LET ME REARRANGE THAT FOR YOU!", yelled Creep, jumping up into the air and punching Galactic Grodd in the face.

"YOU GUYS SUCK!", yelled Galactic Grodd, shooting at the heroes (and villains, they're there also) with his laser eyes.

Super-Spider grabbed a conveniently-placed car and threw it at Galactic Grodd with all his might.... then flipped him off again.

"AAAAAGH!", screamed the giant space chimp.

"Fire ball attack!", shouted Sela Nova, flying into the air and blasting Galactic Grodd in the face with fire balls.

"What should I do?", asked Nightdevil (or whatever the Nightwing-Daredevil combo is called).

"GO FOR THE FACE, GO FOR THE FACE, GO FOR THE FACE!", the others chanted.

"HECK YEAH... wait, I don't have powers, what should I do to his face?", asked the Nightwing-Daredevil combo.

"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY", said Creep, pushing him backwards into the hot tub, "YO, GRODD!"

Creep leaped up in the air and kicked Grodd in the face.

"You guys, I was just jealous that you guys always have fun here but I'm too big to party here...", admitted Grodd.

"Um, you do know there's a Planet Splash XL?", said Silver Flash.

"Really?", asked Grodd, "Thanks, I'll go their right now!"

And with those words, Grodd left, and everything was fine again.

YAAAAAY!

THE END

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#10  Edited By GR2Blackout

Hello, I'm Jim the gym/local pub/storage place owner. You may remember me from my work on "Jim & Easter Bunny: World's Finest", "A New Amalgam Universe: Lobo Hamster", and "Non-DC or Marvel Stuff Re-Imagined: Minor Characters from Santa Hamster". No? Oh, yeah, none of those were ever actually made. WELL, YOUR LOSS! THEY WOULD'VE BEEN EPIC! 'Cuz I was gonna be in all of e'm.... well, in Lobo Hamster I technically would've been combined with Dawg, so I would've been Jim the Dawg... it still counts as me... Well, here's some other fan-fics GR2Blackout at one point was gonna make but got lazy and never made. That loser!

MARVEL RE-IMAGINED: M.O.D.O.K., Secret Agent!

M.O.D.O.K. and Howard the Duck have just moved into their new house in England.

"Aaah, England!", M.O.D.O.K. said, looking out the window, "Such an.... Englandy place. I'm glad we moved here, partner! Actually, the real reason we moved here was because we're now SECRET AGENTS! Woohoo!"

"QUACK", replied Howard.

"Hahaha, Howard, you're a hilarious generic comic relief side character...", said M.O.D.O.K., while trying on his cool secret agent sunglasses.

Suddenly, MODOK got a message from Colonel Fury.

"MODOK, some guy died in the house next door to you (which is convenient, since it's not to far from you) and you MUST go see what happened", Fury said, "I'd investigate myself, but I'm busy... assembling a team..."

"Wow, a hint at some upcoming major event for Marvel Re-Imagined", MODOK pointed out, "He's Nick Fury, he said assemble... wonder what it could be!"

At the house next door....

MODOK suddenly busted down the door and ran in with a gun.

"FREEZE, YOU'RE ALL UNDER AREST", yelled MODOK.

"QUACK", replied Howard, putting on his cool secret agent sunglasses.

Surprised, the people in the house all froze in place.

"CHEEZ-IT, IT'S THE FEDS!", yelled one of the guys.

"We're in England, you should be saying 'Muffin, it is the authorities!'", said the person next to him.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DEAD?", MODOK yelled.

"Uh, you mean the dead body we hid in the crumpet factory I MEAN, UH, THE PERSON WHO WE DIDN'T MURDER?", the person said.

"QUACK", Howard said to MODOK.

"What, Howard?", asked MODOK, "You think we should look in the crumpet factory? Why would you say that? Oh, wait... TO THE CRUMPET FACTORY!"

"QUACK", replied Howard, running to the MODOK Mobile.

At the crumpet factory...

"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!", MODOK yelled, bursting down the door with his gun in his hand.

"QUACK", replied Howard, putting on his cool secret agent sunglasses.

"MUFFIN, IT IS THE AUTHORITIES!", yelled one of the crumpet factory employees.

"Where's the dead body?", MODOK asked, pointing his gun at some random guy in the corner, "HUH? TELL ME OR IMMA MOIDER YER BRAINS OUT!"

"AAAAH!", screamed the random guy, "I DUNNO, I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE, I JUST LIKE STANDING IN THE CORNERS OF CRUMPET FACTORIES! ASK THE GUY HOLDING THE SEVERED HEAD IN HIS HANDS!"

"QUACK", Howard said to the guy with the severed head in his hands.

"I know what you're doing!", said the guy with the severed head in his hands, "You're doing good cop/bad cop!"

"QUACK QUACK QUACK", Howard said to the guy with the severed head in his hands as he kicked a garbage can over.

"AAAAH!", screamed the guy, "GOOD COP! CONTROL YOUR PARTNER, HE'S GOIN' NUTS! HE JUST KICKED OVER A GARBAGE CAN! HE'S INSANE!"

"Alright, alright, he's had enough!", MODOK said, running up and pushing Howard back, "Listen, just tell us what happened and..."

Just then, the guy ran off.

"AAAH!", screamed MODOK, "He's running very slowly! I can't ever catch up to him at this rate!"

"QUACK", said Howard, jumping into the way and tackling the guy.

"You got him, bad cop!", MODOK cheered, "WE SAVED THE DAY!"

"But you never found out who killed the person!", said one of the guys.

"WE SAVED THE DAY, I SAID...", MODOK grunted angrily.

TO BE CONTINUED!