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#1 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio
@teerack said:

Then I guess the Nolan Batmans aren't Batman movies.

They ARE Batman movies. They stick to the source material.

Man of Steel was a Superman movie trying to be a Batman movie.

What the Phantom Zone makes you think the Nolan Batman films aren't Batman films?

We all know X-Men Origins: Wolverine wasn't a Wolverine film, but that doesn't mean Thor wasn't a Thor film.

#2 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

I agree. It was an okaaay movie, but you could obviously tell it was trying to be more like Batman Begins and less like Superman.

#3 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

2016: Dr. Strange.

2017: Ms. Marvel.

#4 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Brainiac.

#5 Edited by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

'Cuz the story demanded it. Kind of like in The Avengers how Hulk can now suddenly control his anger (Which might just be Marvel's way of saying "INCREDIBLE HULK 2 IS NEVER HAPPENING!")

#6 Edited by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I've been making a lot of new fan-fics lately, and I decided, why not do a summer special limited series?

What's that? You think I've made too many recent fan-fictions?

WELL, TOO BAD! YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

Anyways, our first Summer story focuses on a dead group that is going to be rebooted soon. This story is gonna be the LAST story in the group before the reboot... yeah, you know what group I'm talking about...

NO! NOT DC RE-IMAGINED! THAT'S OVER, GET OVER IT, CRY-BABIES!

Oh, yeah, and I'm gonna use a LOOOT of characters without their creators' permission, 'CUZ THE GROUP IS GOING TO REBOOTED SOON! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, KICK ME OUT?

NEW AMALGAM UNIVERSE SUMMER SPECIAL

Summer. The time of... Summer-ish things.

Summer is the time of year that all the superheroes and villains put aside their differences to spend Summer at the universe's biggest water park... PLANET SPLASH!

Thunder Woman was hanging in the hot tub, Creep was smashing up a storm because some little kids peed in the pool right next to him, Silver Flash was busy surfing, Lobora was just sitting in the shade being anti-social and weird, and Green Panther was hitting on some alien babes in bikinis.

It was all great, until...

"I AM GALACTIC GRODD, AND I AM HERE TO DEVOUR PLANET SPLASH!", yelled, well... just take a guess...

"Oh, crap, it's Galactic Grodd!", yelled Silver Flash as he fell off his surfboard into the water.

"We have to stop him from eating Planet Splash!", yelled Thunder Woman.

"JUSTICE LEAGUE AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!", shouted Super-Spider, jumping out of nowhere and flipping off Galactic Grodd.

"HOW DARE YOU!", yelled Galactic Grodd.

"FRAG YOU, MONKEY-NUTS!", yelled Lobora, grabbing an unrealistically large gun and shooting Galactic Grodd in the face.

"MY BEAUTIFUL MONKEY FAAAACE!", screamed Galactic Grodd.

"LET ME REARRANGE THAT FOR YOU!", yelled Creep, jumping up into the air and punching Galactic Grodd in the face.

"YOU GUYS SUCK!", yelled Galactic Grodd, shooting at the heroes (and villains, they're there also) with his laser eyes.

Super-Spider grabbed a conveniently-placed car and threw it at Galactic Grodd with all his might.... then flipped him off again.

"AAAAAGH!", screamed the giant space chimp.

"Fire ball attack!", shouted Sela Nova, flying into the air and blasting Galactic Grodd in the face with fire balls.

"What should I do?", asked Nightdevil (or whatever the Nightwing-Daredevil combo is called).

"GO FOR THE FACE, GO FOR THE FACE, GO FOR THE FACE!", the others chanted.

"HECK YEAH... wait, I don't have powers, what should I do to his face?", asked the Nightwing-Daredevil combo.

"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY", said Creep, pushing him backwards into the hot tub, "YO, GRODD!"

Creep leaped up in the air and kicked Grodd in the face.

"You guys, I was just jealous that you guys always have fun here but I'm too big to party here...", admitted Grodd.

"Um, you do know there's a Planet Splash XL?", said Silver Flash.

"Really?", asked Grodd, "Thanks, I'll go their right now!"

And with those words, Grodd left, and everything was fine again.

YAAAAAY!

THE END

#7 Edited by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Hello, I'm Jim the gym/local pub/storage place owner. You may remember me from my work on "Jim & Easter Bunny: World's Finest", "A New Amalgam Universe: Lobo Hamster", and "Non-DC or Marvel Stuff Re-Imagined: Minor Characters from Santa Hamster". No? Oh, yeah, none of those were ever actually made. WELL, YOUR LOSS! THEY WOULD'VE BEEN EPIC! 'Cuz I was gonna be in all of e'm.... well, in Lobo Hamster I technically would've been combined with Dawg, so I would've been Jim the Dawg... it still counts as me... Well, here's some other fan-fics GR2Blackout at one point was gonna make but got lazy and never made. That loser!

MARVEL RE-IMAGINED: M.O.D.O.K., Secret Agent!

M.O.D.O.K. and Howard the Duck have just moved into their new house in England.

"Aaah, England!", M.O.D.O.K. said, looking out the window, "Such an.... Englandy place. I'm glad we moved here, partner! Actually, the real reason we moved here was because we're now SECRET AGENTS! Woohoo!"

"QUACK", replied Howard.

"Hahaha, Howard, you're a hilarious generic comic relief side character...", said M.O.D.O.K., while trying on his cool secret agent sunglasses.

Suddenly, MODOK got a message from Colonel Fury.

"MODOK, some guy died in the house next door to you (which is convenient, since it's not to far from you) and you MUST go see what happened", Fury said, "I'd investigate myself, but I'm busy... assembling a team..."

"Wow, a hint at some upcoming major event for Marvel Re-Imagined", MODOK pointed out, "He's Nick Fury, he said assemble... wonder what it could be!"

At the house next door....

MODOK suddenly busted down the door and ran in with a gun.

"FREEZE, YOU'RE ALL UNDER AREST", yelled MODOK.

"QUACK", replied Howard, putting on his cool secret agent sunglasses.

Surprised, the people in the house all froze in place.

"CHEEZ-IT, IT'S THE FEDS!", yelled one of the guys.

"We're in England, you should be saying 'Muffin, it is the authorities!'", said the person next to him.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DEAD?", MODOK yelled.

"Uh, you mean the dead body we hid in the crumpet factory I MEAN, UH, THE PERSON WHO WE DIDN'T MURDER?", the person said.

"QUACK", Howard said to MODOK.

"What, Howard?", asked MODOK, "You think we should look in the crumpet factory? Why would you say that? Oh, wait... TO THE CRUMPET FACTORY!"

"QUACK", replied Howard, running to the MODOK Mobile.

At the crumpet factory...

"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!", MODOK yelled, bursting down the door with his gun in his hand.

"QUACK", replied Howard, putting on his cool secret agent sunglasses.

"MUFFIN, IT IS THE AUTHORITIES!", yelled one of the crumpet factory employees.

"Where's the dead body?", MODOK asked, pointing his gun at some random guy in the corner, "HUH? TELL ME OR IMMA MOIDER YER BRAINS OUT!"

"AAAAH!", screamed the random guy, "I DUNNO, I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE, I JUST LIKE STANDING IN THE CORNERS OF CRUMPET FACTORIES! ASK THE GUY HOLDING THE SEVERED HEAD IN HIS HANDS!"

"QUACK", Howard said to the guy with the severed head in his hands.

"I know what you're doing!", said the guy with the severed head in his hands, "You're doing good cop/bad cop!"

"QUACK QUACK QUACK", Howard said to the guy with the severed head in his hands as he kicked a garbage can over.

"AAAAH!", screamed the guy, "GOOD COP! CONTROL YOUR PARTNER, HE'S GOIN' NUTS! HE JUST KICKED OVER A GARBAGE CAN! HE'S INSANE!"

"Alright, alright, he's had enough!", MODOK said, running up and pushing Howard back, "Listen, just tell us what happened and..."

Just then, the guy ran off.

"AAAH!", screamed MODOK, "He's running very slowly! I can't ever catch up to him at this rate!"

"QUACK", said Howard, jumping into the way and tackling the guy.

"You got him, bad cop!", MODOK cheered, "WE SAVED THE DAY!"

"But you never found out who killed the person!", said one of the guys.

"WE SAVED THE DAY, I SAID...", MODOK grunted angrily.

TO BE CONTINUED!

#8 Edited by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone's favorite (well, some people's favorite) killer hamster with a santa hat is BACK!

CHAPTER 1: AGENT GRAMBLESHOUT

Santa Hamster had just snuck into a secret Hellicat base. He held his two razor-sharp candy cane blades tightly in his little hands. A drop of sweat went down his forehead, and hit the floor.

The Hellicats were standing guard with their guns in their hands. They were guarding a crate. Whatever was in it was angry. It was thrashing around like the raptor in the opening scene of Jurassic Park. But hamsters don't watch movies, so Santa Hamster didn't get that reference.

With the battle cry of "SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!", Santa Hamster charged into battle with his candy cane blades held high above his head, and suddenly brought them down upon two Hellicats' heads, slashing through their skulls.

He quickly spun around, and with one slice, decapitated two other Hellicats who were sneaking up on him behind his back.

Their plan didn't exactly work.

Two rookies charged at Santa Hamster like idiots. Santa Hamster usually goes easy on the new guys, but these two morons had it coming.

Santa Hamster took out another one with a quick face slice followed by a wing removal.

Don't try this at home kids.

All of the evil, despicable, everything-hating flying cats were down on the floor, and Santa Hamster slowly opened the crate, and out popped out something horrifying... something terrifying... something so HORRIBLE...

Oh, never mind, it was just a human in a fancy tuxedo.

"Who are you?", asked the human, "Are you Santa Claus? No? Well, I'm Grambleshout. Ian Grambleshout. You can call me Agent Grambleshout."

This chump was annoying Santa Hamster.

"I was sent to the North Pole to find and arrest Santa Claus", said the agent, "The FBI or CIA or SHIELD or SWORD or whatever wants him. Why, you ask? He's a fugitive. On the run from the boys in blue 'cuz he did something illegal... he broke into the house of EVERY good little boy and girl (and the naughty ones, too, but he just threw coal at their tree, ate their cookies, and left, so...) in the world!"

DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN!!!!!

NEXT WEEK, ON SANTA HAMSTER:

Santa Hamster must defeat the evil Dr. Evilguy!

Can Rudolph convince the police he's innocent?

Will Jim the gym/local pub/storage place owner recover from his amnesia in time for his wedding?

AND WILL THE EASTER BUNNY GET TO THE WORKSHOP IN TIME FOR UNCLE SAM'S BACHELOR PARTY?

STAY TUNED, TRUE BELIEVERS!

#9 Edited by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Giant arms... giant sneakers....

LOOK OUT! IT'S CRAPPY-REDESIGN-ZILLAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Eh, might give it a chance.... I might.

#10 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait what? Aw crap. I don't wanna start all over again...

You can keep continuing your Wildcat series like before, just dont mention the old DCRI universe anymore and just the new one.