The Rising of Santa Hamster #1

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Merry Kittenmas! Part 1: Rise of the Hellicats

"Its Christmas, Santa Hamster" Santa's associate Rudolph talked to his trainee "The storm is coming."

Santa Hamster nodded his head and grabbed two Candy-Canes, jumping into the air fighting off the Hellicats, an evil race of vicious monsters, each assembled by Jack Frost. Santa Hamster, with fury, stabbed and decapitated several Hellicats, all flying forwards. Whats gonna come falling down your chimney this year, kids? Hellicat guts.

"Santa Hamster zoomed into the sky with rage, and attacked the Hellicat general, Twister.

"Hellicats, retreat!" screamed Twister, trying to escape the feared Santa Hamster. S.H. was about to kill Twister, but fell out of the sky.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Santa Hamster came falling out of the sky, landing back on Candy Cane Mountain with his trainer, Rudolph.

"Not bad, young one" Rudolph both warned and congratulated Santa Hamster "But next time dont be as violent, or your getting on the notty list, as in NOT good."

"squeak squeak" Santa Hamster tried to apologize but of course, Hamsters dont talk. That would just be silly.

SANTANICUS BANANICUS HOTEL, CHRISTMAS EVE

"Look, Nature, I'm going broke. First The Elves want FREE hot chocolate, Santa Paws has this new expensive doggy diet, and now Mrs. Claus gets us Dish Network, and Frost knows how much THAT costs" Santa talked to Mother Nature

"Get to the point, Santa, Christmas is at stake, and I'm the one in charge of holidays. Are you in or not?"

"Look, Nature, I'm not made of candy canes, its like I'm on the financial naughty list."

"Come on, is Christmas happening or not? Geez, next I gotta check on Sandman and that takes forever, even though he isn't even a holiday guy! I'm gonna get fired, Santa, and I have bushes to feed!"

Santa sighed as a worried look suddenly came across his face

"Christmas is not going to be happening this year."

IS CHRISTMAS OVER? WILL THE HELLICATS INVADE? WHATS UP WITH SANDMANS ISSUES AND STUFF? THAT AND MORE IN... A MIDNIGHT ABOVE PARIS!

11 Comments
11 Comments
Posted by GR2Blackout

Anyone?

Posted by TheCannon

Neat.

Posted by joshmightbe

Okay

Edited by GR2Blackout

@joshmightbe said:

Okay

Okay as in its okay or as in "Okaaay......?"

I expected both of those types of "okay"s from commenters.

Posted by joshmightbe

@GR2Blackout: little bit of both

Posted by darth_brendroid

It comes across as being intentionally fun and self aware of its fun premise ("Hamsters dont talk. That would just be silly"). Chuckleworthy at least.

Posted by Icarusflies

Where's my Icarus-Seal-Of-Approval?

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Oh right, the guinea pigs ate it. >_>

Well, I guess I'll just have to say great story then. :)

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Posted by batkevin74

@GR2Blackout: This is silly. Very silly. @GR2Blackout said:

Hamsters dont talk. That would just be silly.

A tad early for Xmas but people celebrate Xmas in July so whatever. A few typos & grammatical errors and this bit @GR2Blackout said:

Santa Hamster, with fury, stabbed and decapitated several Hellicats, all flying forwards. Whats gonna come falling down your chimney this year, kids? Hellicat guts.

Didn't really make much sense. But it's fun, silly and I kinda need to see where you go with this.

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Posted by RedRobinTimDrake

it was quite funny

Edited by Rusty_Irons

You are a madman. Also it made me laugh.

Posted by tomdickharry1984

Somwhere in the valley, between h0r$eS#1+ and gebnius sits Santa Hamster!!! This is...just is, im flabergasted :P00000000000000000000000000