"Dynamite" (by Taio Cruz) Spoof - "The Dark Knight"

After that whole "Harvey Dent Day" song incident, I decided to come up with my own song. I didn't realize how serious that was, so I deleted it because, well, it wasn't my song. This one is. Well, its a spoof of somebody else's song, but you get the idea.

I have devious plans, plans, plans, plans

I shot Jim Gordon

Part of my plans to kill Batman, man, man, man

I even barbecued Harvey Dent, Dent, Dent, Dent

Wanna know how I got these scars, scars, scars, scars?

Ha, ha

'Cause I'm scarred, and scarred, and scarred

And I'm scarred, and scarred, and scarred, yeah!

I set money on fire sometimes

Laughing hee-hee

I am crazy

I wanna ruin and take some lives

Saying hee-hee

I'm so crazy

'Cause we gonna destroy Gotham

It's all right

I'm gonna blow up

The dark knight

'Cause I was in a movie once

Now I've been in a movie twice

I'm gonna kill the

Fricking dark knight

I came to kill, kill, kill, kill

Rob some banks with my crew, crew, crew, crew

I'm in Gotham so I'm gonna murder, murder, murder, murder

Ha, ha

So I'll rob, and rob, and rob

And I'll just rob, and rob, and rob, yeah

I barbecue Harvey Dent sometimes

Laughing ha-ha

Banks are what I rob, rob

'Cause we gonna destroy Gotham

Kill the dark knight

We gonna blow it up

With some dynamite

'Cause Batman's so dumb

This movie's called The Dark Knight

We'll blow up Gotham

With some dynamite

I blew up that

Sweaty fat guy

But that time

I didn't use dynamite

'Cause I blew stuff up

Fought the dark knight

We gonna blow up stuff

With some dynamite!

I'm gonna steal it all

I'll be the last man breathing

Blow it all up

I'll be the last man standing

'Cause I, I, I'm so evil

And I, I, I, I just stole it all

I just stole it all

I have green hair

Gree-Green hair

I have green hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, ha-ha-hair

I blow up important people sometimes

Laughing ha-ha

Blah-blah-blah

I dress up like a nurse sometimes

Talking to Harvey Dent

'Cause I'm just like that

'Cause we'll blow up Gotham

And the dark knight

We gonna blow it up

With some dynamite

'Cause I told you once

Now I tell you twice

We gonna blow it up

With some dynamite

Once again, I'm really sorry about the whole "Harvey Dent Day song" thing. I didn't realize how serious it was when I made the song. Or, well, copied the song. But I came up with this song myself this time.

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