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Posted by RoboShark

I was just flippin through the issue, and saw him kiss that thing. I immediately flipped it to the front and read it. Namor is a strange character for sure.

Posted by Video_Martian

O_o

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WTF?!?!?

Posted by Kallarkz

eh...hes from an ocean race..not too far fetched.

Posted by ReVamp

GS: They see me rollin', they hatin'!

Posted by _slim_

Heh.

He took one for the team.

Posted by lykopis

Well, considering how Marrina, (his former wife) turned into an alien-like monster - he pretty much is used to the females that are arguably considered outside the norms of conventional beauty. Frankly, he just raised himself up in my eyes, lol.

Posted by God_Spawn

@lykopis: He did to for me as well, not necessarily in the sense of what you said but I commend him for that. But more for not being well.. Namor. He had an honest and funny interaction with Hope and he spoke things that had some merit. I was glad the issue had a light hearted vibe, it just surprised me it came from Namor for the majority of it.

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Posted by lykopis

@god_spawn: So true - it's nice to see him outside of his typical, arrogant, get-out-of-my way persona. Great points - I agree with them all. :)

Posted by InnerVenom123

Wut.

Posted by Aiden Cross

That seems so.... unnamorish.. for lack of a better word..

Posted by LadyHarley

I can't believe Emma kissed him...

Posted by God_Spawn

@InnerVenom123: He Imperius Sexed a tapeworm Queen of a celestial energy giving off based oceanic habitat then said Redheads are gross. Duh :P

@Aiden Cross: It is slightly out of character, I bet she was single. Ba-dump-tsh.

@LadyHarley: I can't believe his cousin did too.

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Posted by Aiden Cross

@god_spawn: By the looks of it.. the queen did have many breasts.. or ulcers.. not sure :p

Posted by God_Spawn

@Aiden Cross: From the neck down. He probably had the time of his life.

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Posted by Aiden Cross

@god_spawn: And those suction cups on her squidy arms... rawr.

Posted by Purgy

O.O Wow!!

Posted by The Man of Yesteryear

I've seen enough anime to know where this is going....

First it will drag Namor to its hiding place, usually a dark alley.Then it will slowly wraps its tentacles around his legs...getting closer to his "place" every second. Since he is wearing pants it will then rip right through them. When it gets there it will tease him by tickling "it". It slowly enters, while smiling to itself. Finishes slowly and releases everywhere, not pretty.

Posted by Mercy_
@Aiden Cross

@god_spawn: And those suction cups on her squidy arms... rawr.

O_o
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Posted by TheGreyOutcastX

@Aiden Cross said:

@god_spawn: And those suction cups on her squidy arms... rawr.

BWAHAHAHA!

Posted by Purgy

That pretty much what i was thinking.

Posted by CATPANEXE

It makes me think immediately of The Uranian from Agents Of Atlas and his anemone love (I think the Namor/Namora swapping salty sea spit thing was in the same arc or issue).

Someone will get that obscure reference and like it...

Sure why not? I can't wait your ships of this. That'll make it worth it.

Posted by jrock85

Holy dog sh*t.

Posted by LadyHarley

I guess it's what floats his boat...?

Posted by FadeToBlackBolt
@LadyHarley said:

I can't believe Emma kissed him...

She didn't. O_O
Posted by God_Spawn

@FadeToBlackBolt: Not in recent times. She hasn't done anything with anyone save for Scott, she's probably talking about during their old relationship.

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Posted by FadeToBlackBolt
@god_spawn: Which also never happened.  
 
O_O
Posted by God_Spawn

@FadeToBlackBolt: Oh you're in one of those moods, eh? Then I'll just leave you to your own reality buddy.

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Posted by jubilee042

that was wrong and right   but i guess don't judge a book by its cover

Posted by Deranged Midget

Namor's quite the gentleman...

Posted by Chaos Burn

I would... but then again i'm drunk

Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee

Namor: The underwater sea-whore!

Posted by Video_Martian

THIS is why I get confused whenever somebody tells me they like Namor...

Posted by ReVamp

@god_spawn said:

@FadeToBlackBolt: Oh you're in one of those moods, eh? Then I'll just leave you to your own reality buddy.

It didn't though... o.o

Edited by PrimeDirective

Thanks the the events of this issue, anytime from now on when Namor starts flirting with the ladies, I'm gonna be stuck laughing at the thought of him in the bedroom yelling "IMPERIUS SEX!!!"

EDIT: Also, doesn't anyone else think it's funny that Abira is a redhead?

Posted by Illuminatus

When the hell did Namor start referring to himself in the third-person?

Posted by God_Spawn

@Illuminatus: Namor's greatness is of such magnitude it encompasses the first, second AND third person.

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Posted by Illuminatus
@god_spawn: Did this happen recently in UXM?
Edited by God_Spawn

@Illuminatus: It happened in the very same comic Colossus went all dragon age on some monsters. It's legit and new.

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Posted by Billy Batson

Reminds me of GS.
BB

Posted by Illuminatus
@god_spawn: Oh. But it was UXM, right?
Posted by God_Spawn

@Illuminatus: UXM 8.

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Posted by Illuminatus
@god_spawn: So, is this third-person thing new for Namor?
Posted by Jonny_Anonymous

Why do they keep doing this to Namor in UXM, it's horrible writing 

Posted by God_Spawn

@Illuminatus: I believe it is and it isn't. I know he's talked in the first person back in the day. But there are probably some instances where he mentioned himself before this.

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Posted by Illuminatus
@god_spawn: "THRUSTING MIGHT" 
 
TDH just got swooned.
Edited by God_Spawn

@spiderbat87 said:

Why do they keep doing this to Namor in UXM, it's horrible writing

Cause he is a boring, stagnant character who's only spotlight that people pay attention to is when he tries to get someone else's girl's pants or his cousin's. At least now he gets a little positive attention.

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Edited by God_Spawn

@Illuminatus:

Already ahead of you.

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Posted by Illuminatus
@god_spawn said:

@Illuminatus:

Already a head of you.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Posted by God_Spawn

@Illuminatus: Good thing I screen shotted that yesterday. I think this counts as a win on all levels.

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Posted by Jonny_Anonymous
@god_spawn said:

@spiderbat87 said:

Why do they keep doing this to Namor in UXM, it's horrible writing

Cause he is a boring, stagnant character who's only spotlight that people pay attention to is when he tries to get someone else's girl's pants or his cousin's. At least now he gets a little positive attention.

He's only boring and stagnant because people write him that way but this crap in UXM just takes the p!ss. I nearly threw up when Emma gave him her arm to carry and he was like "YES, finally" SMH