INCREDIBLE HULK

1. Mr. Fixit

2. Peter David

SPIDERMAN

1. Radioactive cum

2. Selling his soul to retcon Mary Jane

3. Aunt May being deathproof

4. Clone Saga

5. Mystic origin for no reason

6. Radioactive cum

BATMAN

1. Death of Spoiler

2. How OLD is he anyway? 100? 120?

3. Robin

4. Nightwing

5. Seriously, what is he, like 98, 99? He is the John McCain of superheroes.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

1. He surrendered in Civil War, thus making the whole awful awful plot even more pointless and illogical. Marvel: why do you let second rate would-be authors write major ANYTHINGs at your company? Beg Stan Lee to come back and write some stuff.

2. He got assassinated. Bet you a nickel he's back inside of a year, two tops. Sooner if there's a movie.

3. 9/11

SUPERMAN

1. he's pathetic at the best of times, impossible to make him lamer or give him a worse costume. Next.

IRON MAN

1. Civil War

2. Skrull invasion thingy, being director of SHIELD. Yuck

PUNISHER

1. he's an armed psychotic- but no hero takes him down, ever, even though they easily could

2. now he has a wet spot for Captain America. sure.

X-Men

1. too many books, not enough story

2. too many porn faces

3. too many retcons and resurrections

4. way way too preachy

CAPTAIN MARVEL (the real one)

1. forced to share a corporatised universe with Superman of all creatures.

2. DC strips him of his innocence at every opportunity

3. no one can just restore him to what he was and leave it at that. he has to be shoehorned into some bullshit current continuity

4. mary marvel drawn like some kind of slut porn nymphette

5. Kingdom Come was the definitive statement

The Whole DC Universe

1. Kingdom Come

The Whole Marvel Universe

1. Brian Michael Bendis - second rate at best.

2. no more Stan Lee. how inspiring.

3. radioactive cum

4. forcing Mary Jane Watson on to us as some sort of sex goddess... then retconning her marriage out of existence. bravo