The Fawcett Inn
By FullmetalChobit 0 Comments
The Fawcett was always the place to meet people, always the place for DIY punk shows and breakbeat nights that blew your bollocks off, a place to have a great laugh and a place full of great memories and people. It was always such a vibrant pub full off wonderful weirdos, good music, a dodgy atmosphere and mind-bending drugs. It's where I met and befriended ALOT of the people I know and love now and it's a place that holds a lot of great (if slightly blurry) memories. Some of my memories and happy moments for anyone who gives a shit and doesn't wank over the Milton now...
- Seeing Inner Terrestrials for the first time and bopping like a right cunt.
- Meeting some amazing people (and some irritating twats!)
- Will constantly screaming 'SAFE AS FUCK!'
- Seeing Luke proper freak out on Salvia with those bloody bright blue stay press jeans on ;)
- Special chips from next door with BBQ sauce. Always
- Setting light to my hair when rich gave me the unknown pill. Waking up on Alan and April's sofa not knowing where the fuck I was or what happened or who'd taken my 20 eye DM's off.
- Ed Cox/ RDF/the Extinguishers/Metropolitan Police Cervix/Social Parasites/The Exposed/Bunny..... the list goes on...
- "SPLIFF!?"
- Some fucking shockingly bad dates, haha.
- Falling down the basement stairs.
- "SCRAN!?" possibly the funniest thing I've ever experience, cheers Alice ;)
- "Crumpled Morrissey" – the most unsuccessful birthday ever!
- Giving John a lap dance.
- Reading the Socialist Worker around people who can't even stand up let alone read.
- Walking from the Florence to the Fawcett dragging Sam behind me cause he kept K-ing into bushes, nightmare!
- Rob's bloody slippers!
- "BEWARE THE ACID FUCK!"
- The white board, fuck me I thought I was in a sitcom.
- A random woman explaining to me just how clean the Swiss air is.
- Leaving a bomb in the bathroom and searching high and low before stumbling upon it again.
- The Various Reverb and Custard nights, especially the one ending up at Amy's with the fucking weirdos.
- Albert Road days, when all the chavvies came in en all.
- Getting pissed before the very rare anarchist meets.
- Dancing to real loud breakbeat :D
- "Look at the size of your tits!"
- "Hello space cadet" ;)
- Macca's laser pen display :P the lazer / lady lounge.
- "I'm not drinking because martyn's not" Haha, god bless you knobhead!
- Licking acid off other people's hands.
- "As pure as driven snow, the best thing I've had up my nose."
- Mine and Payge's little girly bits to there especially involving loads of Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs.
- The cheeky texts between Holly and me ;)
- Being repeatedly told I have good energy.
- Telling a certain someone to fuck off 'cause she's a stupid whore
- The random trip back to James' with EVERYONE in tow.
- The random cat that was left outside the door
- ACID!!
- Meeting a fella called Myles who could do Heith Ledgers' Joker perfectly, pretty much for the whole film. He was also dressed up as Edward scissor hands :P
- "You've got third degree gurns"
- Cucumber and tomatoes can officially fuck off, we decided.
I know she was a long time dying but she's finally been put to rest. The Fawcett Inn is dead, long live The Fawcett Inn!