fragmentmind

So I've been reading deep into Green lantern and I'm taking quite the liking to Volthoom as the "first" lantern. We've even had a chance to see Thomas Wayne as "owlman" in Batman; we have H'el from Superman, although I really feel as if Hank Henshaw would make a better adversary to superman. With all of these characters popping up like terrorists (seeing as they are...bad...) one would often think about the Crime Syndicate from earth -2, 3, three and Anti-matter universe. So my theory is that the crime syndicate will be on prime earth, or new earth, although I have a feeling this will be designated as earth 52 if DC decides to do another crisis. Think about it, DC wouldn't be introducing all of these characters if there weren't a point to it?What do you all think?

Thor would make Hal swallow his own penis.

Batman has this. The joker will quit because he doesn't understand the logic behind Adam Bat's thinking.

Naruto won't win unless he gains bloodlust. Hashirama is willing to kill, Naruto isn't. Hashi also has years and experience under his belt since he's been fighting from the age of 7. Naruto hasn't been in a major battle until he was 12. Even still he hasn't killed anyone.

He will be in it, but not like we knew him in wildstorm. see, Supes is the most powerful being in the DC Universe. We can't have him being upstaged.

I would really love it if Peter and Otto merge personalities and become ONE entity with Peter being the dominant one, but still uses Otto's brain for tech and stuff.

I personally think this whole secret identity thing if hogwash. I wish Batman went the Iron man route and just went full Batman. Now the secrets thing? Batman's character should evolve past the inclusive, distrustful, brooding maniac who's always paranoid. He has friends now. No man's an island, please DC evolve the character.

One day you're in a super market and you happen to buy a seemingly ordinary piece of bacon. You arrive home and decide to cook that piece of bacon with some weird looking eggs. The next day you wake up and you have the following powers and abilities:

* Picasso vision - able to concentrate a beam of subjective art lasers at any person, distorting them permanently.

* Butt breath - the name says it all, with the power of 10,000 a$$h0les.

* The ability to sweat ethanol slime/ fire retardant skin.

* Bad luck - to yourself.

* Super hearing - but it automatically picks up your parents or sibling having sex if they are doing it at the time.

* Channeling the power of douchebaggetry - Can become the ultimate douchebag and get away with it/ able to intimidate almost anyone weaker than you are.

* Wall crawling - but your skin drops off slowly.

* Telekinetic lying - the ability to control objects by lying to them.

* Able to flick the bird - causes the earth to rise above anyone you flicked too/ instant disrespect from peers.

Now, the thing is, you only can use ONE power at a time, with the exception of Bad Luck. How will you use your powers?

No. Too much people want too much. Anyone heard of Ultimo? Besides, he's washed up now. On another note, has anyone else experienced a wet dream about Stan before?

lol i was bored when I thought of these :p