Male Comic Characters That Would Turn A Man.
So let's face it, we are all of us changeable. So here is a list of the male comic characters who would make the most hetreo of men... contemplate.
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1. Starfox
He can touch the inside of your brain and stimulate your pleasure centres... Make you uncomfortable? Good. That's exactly how he likes it.
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2. John Constantine
Everyone loves a bastard. Sure, he's about as attractive to many folk as a copy of Amazing Spider Man #583 at a Newt Gingrich love-in, but he likes a loooot of freaky shit and, hey, maybe you're some particularly freaky shit yourself.
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3. Lobo
Hands up who is a sado masochist here? One.. two.. three.. seventy five.. nine hundred and six... good, good... got just the man for ya...
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4. Sentry
Like Thor, but without the bollocks (verbally, that is).
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5. Apollo
Pre-turned superheroes are easier in the long run (though you may have to face an arse beating from Midnighter, and not in a good way in the process).
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6. Midnighter
Pre-turned superheroes are easier in the long run (though you may have to face an arse burning from Apollo, and not in a good way in the process).
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7. Etrigan the Demon
Sure, we all want to be f#@ked by a demon, but it's the rhyming that really makes him a smooth operator (well, that and the horns).
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8. Dream of the Endless (Morpheus)
For the romantics (and mature) amongst you, Morpheus can create any dream you could possibly imagine in your unwaking mind and make it seem like reality (or for the non-philosophical amongst you, it's like buying a bucket of KFC and w@#king to a Buffy marathon).
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9. Northstar
He hung out with Wolverine and he was gay! More powerful than any gay rights movement in the past 7,000 years!
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10. Bunker
Because hopefully this inspires young and closeted gay teens to accept who they are and embrace their sexuality. No jokes. Just hope for the best.
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