Deadpool is Marvel's silly putty. Marvel takes him out of the egg shaped container, throws him against the wall to let him bounce around, and then they put him back in his case. Still like him though.
What if someone told Deadpool that Mister X killed Bea Aurthur? That would give Deadpool the necessary focus. Deadpool has two different voices in his head (three if you count his mouth) so that takes care of the telepathy; assuming that Mister X could even read his mind. Hell even when Deadpool is fighting he usually thinks about something else besides the fight at hand. Who's to say that Deadpool hasn't learned as much as Mister X; he was a very well known mercenary before Weapon X and went all over the world to train. Not only did he learn their moves but improved upon them. Deadpool's greatest strength lies not only with his drive everyone crazy mouth; everyone he fights tends to underestimate him. Mister X is WAY too cocky and will underestimate him. If he gets desperate Deadpool can always detonate a grenade at close range; he might see it coming but shit he can do to stop it.
"One million dollars!" "Just imagine what he can do with that kind of scratch" scene: Deadpool and a bunch of girls wearing mudkips hoping on hippity hops. "Let me put you out of my misery" "How would you like to dress up like Storm and do very bad things to me?"
Technically Copycat is Wade's sloppy seconds not Cable's, they dated before Weapon X. Deadpool has not done bad in the dating department, so here are the ones that I know about: Siryn Copycat Typhoid Mary Dazzler Black Widow 1 Outlaw
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