I didn't intend on leaving work today with one of these. #ImpulseBuy
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3 hours ago
2/2 @virginmedia ...I troubleshoot. Done all the checks, unplugging and re-plugging everything.
9 hours ago
1/2 Hey, @virginmedia, for the past few days, the Ready light on my modem keeps blinking and I get 'DNS server not responding' whenever...
9 hours ago
Oh, never mind. Bonnie Tyler. Will she need a hero tonight? #Eurpvision
22 hours ago
Who is actually representing the UK at #Eurovision this year?
22 hours ago
Well hellooo there ;) #Eurovision #Belarus
22 hours ago
All these things she'd do...Meatloaf wouldn't. #Eurovision
23 hours ago
Oooh, Eurovision. That time of year again, is it?
23 hours ago
Sitting directly opposite a toilet door on the train home. Initiate Eye Contact Avoidance Sequence!
1 day ago
Aaand this is where I get off the train and lose her forever. Ah well.
3 days ago
SHE LOOKED AT ME. *Stares out the window*
3 days ago
She's eating a muffin! I shall marry this girl!
3 days ago
Glasses, converse, a funny t-shirt, reading a comic. #DreamGirl
3 days ago
I'm pretty sure I'm sitting across from female me on the train.
3 days ago
I'm making reference to both The Fly and Jurassic Park, by the way, for the non cinema inclined among you. Of which there are probably none.
3 days ago
Possibly because of chaos theory, I guess...
3 days ago
Like, why would Jeff Goldblum even be in Wales?
3 days ago
'Large insect that was in my hoody' does not mean a 6ft fly had decided to wear my clothes. That would be weird.
3 days ago
I hope the large insect that was in my hoody this morning has left my room. I don't want to burn everything.
3 days ago
My Gran's funeral is tomorrow. The one excuse to suit up that I hate.
3 days ago
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