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Whether Dick is Robin or Nightwing he dishes out his sass on the daily, he's not afraid of anything, in fact one of his favourite pass times is sassing the dark knight himself
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Wade Wilson is the king of sass, almost everything that comes out of his merc mouth is sass related. If Deadpool doesn't take you down with his vast knowledge of popular culture, one of his bullets sure will
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Have you ever wondered why so many powerful heroes and villains are scared of Batman? No? Well I'll tell you why anyway, it's because he's so damn sassy, now you're probably thinking Batman is not a sassy character but that's the thing, see nobody notices his dangerously high sass levels because he's so damn suave about it
Ask Bats about his sass levels and he'll deny it, Bruce is very secretive about his sassy power gaining methods
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Tony Stark is the epitome of sass, he lives and breathes it and unlike Bruce Wayne, Stark is open and proud about it. It's statistically proven that 98.7% of the things that come out of Iron Man's mouth are powered by his sass
It's also statistically proven that you're 100% certain to believe anything I say as long as I back it up with a statistic
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Peter Parker just exudes sass, whether he's fighting the frightful four, or the sinister six, his body just pours out pure sass, and that's how he wins because pure sass is a very powerful and unstable element and Spidey knows just how to handle it
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If you thought Pete was sassy then just wait until Otto Octavius gets old and is about to die but then swaps his old fat and nearly dead Doctor Octopus body with Peter Parker's young superhero Spider-Man body and turns himself into the Superior Spider-Man. Otto is so damn sassy, but believe it or not Otto's sass doesn't come naturally to him, in fact he doesn't do it on purpose at all it's just that he's so up himself that sassy quips just roll of his tongue with ease
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Wallace Rudolph West is the sassiest speedster around
He runs at the speed of sass
He stomps all his enemies with his infinite sass punch
He can vibrate his sassicules through solid objects
He gets his speed from the sass force
What I'm getting at here is that Wally's just an all round sassy guy
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