Wolverine has Jumped the Shark...Logan you are not that cool.
By Ellocobruja 15 Comments
Dear, Wolverine
My candaian fizz ball
the mystery X-Man
You have jumped the shark.
You have to many copies and clones
you are iover exposed
Your movie was so bad I wanted to sue fox for takuing away 2 hours of my life.
and now you're off to fight Thor.....
I hope Thor teaches you humility with a Hammer to your gut.
You are the most overrated X-man
You are the most overrated character in the Marvel Universe.
You need to go back to fighting Mutants and being a team player
You need to go back to your stoogies, pining for other guy's girls (Storm is married, and we know you wanted some of Lighting-chocolate for years) and having drinks with Kurt and Pitor
Cyclops needs you to insult him
Kitty needs you to find her
Forget you had all those messed up kids.
otherwise you'll just end up fighting Galactus.....and even you know that's stupid.
-Abby