In which I review the horribly written, poorly plotted out, contrived, rushed, Smallvile inspired and ultimately pointless change to the Spider-Man status quo, oh Dan Slott and Joe Quesada, you truly are the dynamic duo when it comes to butchering Spidey aren’t you?! Well if the first issue of SSM is any indication this nightmare will end quickly, I give it 3 to 6 months so standard Marvel reversion to old status quo time.