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It still tastes like there is salad in my mouth even though there isn't.

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  • It still tastes like there is salad in my mouth even though there isn't.
  • I ate so much salad. Like past the amount where it stops being good for you.
  • The girl at Subway fucking KILLED it on this sub. Really earning that 100% I gave them on Yelp.
  • "I'm exhausted." - some girl after trying on 3 dresses.
  • Some girl said "It just isn't cheer-mazing". And she could not be more correct. #syttd
  • Watching "Say Yes to the Dress". This shit is fucked.
  • Even the original movies they made were barely related to the show. Chill out.
  • People who are trying to compare Star Trek Into Darkness to the original show are just asking to be pissed off.
  • Bacon wrapped steak trips. Fuck off, you're beautiful.
  • Yelled "Happy Harbor" and "You screwed Jay" at Force Pro Wrestling. @HHComics
  • Had my first game of #DotA2 and nobody asked if my mother is inbred. #bigplays
  • Eating trail mix. Not givin' a fuck. #PARTYSLUTS
  • D&D 5E game wrapped for tonight. Iced a goblin king by dangling him off a ledge then letting go.
  • More D&D 5E tonight. 4E is all "Remember the good times we had?" and I'm all "Shut up and get back in the closet!". #dndnext
  • It turns out my condo is actually inside an evil witch's oven.
  • Superfloss is a solid invention. It beats the shit out of the floss threader.
  • Bing doesn't think my band exists. It's a good thing nobody uses Bing. #bingiton
  • "I'm not try to sound hip... but I watch the webisodes. I log on." - Jon Stewart
  • First D&D 5e game. Pretty different. Pretty cool.
  • Don't put a hat on a hat.

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