Editman

@Mercy_: you have to wait@Surkit: you know how i do@Ziccarra_Liafador: I tried too

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(Continued from the Aftermath)

“So the b!tch kills half the world, and dumbasses give her a religion?” there was some resentment in his voice; though the situation bothered him; he didn’t want to alert Jeeves to his growing frustrations with the Cardinals. {They’re striking all over as if…it’s a staged assault; honestly there’s nothing we can do about it} Jeeves added, stabilizing the suit above the Los Angeles. The Cardinals assault on the city was already a problem; there was no way he could go coastal and get to New Jersey in a reasonable amount of time.

“You two don’t worry, the ladies are on it” Paige interrupted booting up her “Editman”. {You mean hoes?} Jeeves said, in a tone that he figured only Gabe would pick up. “Who’s a hoe?” Gabe asked loudly alerting Paige to the conversation. {F@cking moron…} the A.I sighed; but quickly engaged the enemy signing out.

Paige stepped on the telepod with her arms extended; her eye’s reflected the image of Sean’s neck being snapped at the hands of the Ninjan Queen. With each blink, her face grew more and more crimson; that is until her face plate smashed against her nose. {I suppose you pay attention…} Jeeves said, almost chuckling.

“I really need to add some space to for my boobs in the next model” Shrimping a bit to the right she created a bit of space for her breast. {I thought this WAS the flat chest version of the Editman} Jeeves snapped back quickly.

Opening the fin stabilized panels on her arms; while turning on her rocket thrusters 4%. {Paige…I don’t...} before Jeeves could finish the sentence, Paige shot up hitting her head on the thick walls of the company building. “WHAT THE F!!CK!” she screamed, taking note that her shields were down by 5%. {I tried to tell you that the retractable roof mechanism that we purchased from Starks Industries hasn’t been installed}.

“Why the hell not?!” She said, walking down the steps towards the main entrance. {I don’t know, could be because you fired the Julio and Hunico; I mean they were the only two who actually worked}. Her A.I responded swiftly. {If you stop hiring crack heads, you’d be straight} he added again. “What can I say…It’s affirmative action” she said, walking past her senior most employees.

“Hey Earl” he was a staple at Apex Industries since its founding; he had the respect of most of his co-workers despite the fact that he had Turrets. “F@CKMEINTHEASS PAIGE!” he screamed back violently.

“No, no there will be none of that” she said; disturbed a bit by the outburst. Finally exiting the building; she powered her rockets and flew north. {Uh…Grimm City is South…} F@ck Jeeves, you couldn’t have been the best A.I Wal-Mart had to offer”.

{I’m sure Starks Industries and RossCorp bought their high tech A.I systems from Wal-Mart too} The charismatic asshole responded. “That was Sean’s idea, you know how cheap he is”, pulling up a map of Grimm City; Paige logged the coordinates into her dagger and rocketed off towards Grimm City. “I want the most recent news feed coming from Grimm City”.

{What the hell is up, with people thinking just anyone can be Editman} Jeeves asked, while scouring through Grimm City news files. {I bet Cassidy-Lockhart Starks has a pretty good set-up in her suit} Jeeves said, again a bit envious.

“Can you please hop off her clitoris?” Paige snapped, a bit agitated. Apex Industries was probably the lesser known company in the world; but they produced the world’s BEST (That’s right bitches, I said it) thermal energy products.

“I’m picking up some distress heading into mid-town…prepare for a fire fight” She said; opening the fin stabilized flaps on the arms. She hovered through the city, the hum from her rockets attracted attention both near and far.

{You now would probably be a bad time to tell you that…the Repulsar’s are down}, “F#ck Jeeves…” she sighed, manually starting them.

Power Core at 1.2%

{I haven’t updated this system since the last time Sean, used it to play DC universe online it’s going to take some time} Jeeves warned. “This day just keeps getting better and better”

“I’m picking up a figure with a high thermal level…” She reported in with Jeeves; before landing in front of the figure. Panic swept over the streets of Grimm City; from the sidewalks she could hear people screaming. “Look it’s Editman!”

{Ha, funny; no one knew who or What Editman was until he got his neck snapped}, {Huh…whaa…to soon?} “Too Soon Jeeves”

Power Core at 1.4%

“Oh for f@cks sake” she screamed in irritation; activating her small arm capability; she fired off a screen grenade attempting to limit his vision; through the veil of smoke; she’d come flying through attempting to land a metallic punch towards the Chaos King’s stomach.

@Surkit: So do I

Bare with me, this is the first time I'm writing funny as Paige.

@Surkit: Word.

@Ziccarra_Liafador said:

@Editman Los Angelas, new York and now grimm city. That's over the course of 3 different RPGs though.

Oh ok. I'm working on something now.

@Ziccarra_Liafador Where are all the places the Cardinals are currently attacking?

{Mrs. Price, I do hope you will snap out of this programming} Jeeves said, speaking idol to the mindless Paige. Paige saved this version of the Editman, from destruction it was supposed to be a gift to Edit boy; however he disappeared, she decided to keep it a secret encase she ever needed it. New Jerusalem had been destroyed to the point, where nothing was left standing; the Capital of Utopia was left in shambles.

{Ms. Price, you attacked two Trinity members, just previously, I recommended you call of your attack before, they strike back} Jeeves said, trying to manually override Paige’s vessel. {I knew, I should’ve took that offer to navigate the gundam} Jeeves remarked, clearly frustrated. 

[Apex technology spotted]

This briefly returned Paige to Normal, turning around in her WO-manned machine; she saw a gold and red “rocket” descending from the heavens. {Mr.Smith….} Jeeves said. “Sean…” Paige said with a hint of will-power.  As she fought from her encased mind, a powerful sound wave smashed into her vessel, sending her spiraling into the open air. {Damnit} Jeeves screamed, hearing that Paige snapped out of it.

“No one can damage Y” Paige said, with her eyes turning blood red. Regaining control over the vessel, she sustained flight and activated her secondary weapon. [m2, 50, cal.] No sooner than Paige recovered, from the sonic attack, the mighty power of the Green Lantern Emerald knocked her from the sky.

Paige fell to the ground, and then skidded to a stop causing a cataclysm of metal and other debris.  Through the smokescreen, her thermal powered core still shined bright. “Impressive…” Paige responded, as if she were poessed by another.

“Look at this glorious portrait of a once corrupted world” she said, landing before Emerald.  As she stood facing the Emerald beauty, many of the humans who had the “The Equation” came to her side. “I’ve poisoned the world, with my essence; I can speak through anyone, any being.” It was clear to Jeeves that this was not Paige, recanting what he said earlier; he closed down his program and returned to Sean.

“Attack…” Paige said, causing the hordes upon hordes of people to take off, towards Emerald. While this was happening Paige pulled her right arm up towards Canary and the crowd.  “Their deaths will be on your hands”

Firing both her repulsars rays in the air; the thermal energy sky rocketed into the air but, then soon broke apart as if it were a fourth of July light show. The energy began to violently rain down upon New Jerusalem, sending huge chunks of dust and debris into the air.

“All is one world, one world ruled by me” the Y corrupted Paige said, floating away. “The final battle is neigh, I cannot be late” her words were meant to leave a feeling of worry to those who heard it. Just as fast as she arrived, she disappeared.