Today I went to PT (Physical Training) and, my Sgt. Major was there getting to know his soldiers. We were doing 60/120 (Sprint for 60 seconds, walk for 120). I was running the course minding my open business; then he walks up to me and challenges me to a race. I'm known for dusting MF's so this was just another race to me. We took our running stances, and he looked at me and said. "I'm about to go Jay Garrick on your punk ass" and took of running, mind you my SM is around 53 years old.

I just thought that was funny, because immediately after he said it, he took off as if he had the speed force in him. LMAO