“What would I do without this weed” He said, passing in compliance with rotation rules. His girl, Casey was the next to hit the joint, she inhaling the smoke with a light sway. “I pearled the f!uck out of this blunt” Gabe chuckled. “I had this weird dream yo, I was running away from these huge women with these huge tits” Gabe explained, making the hand gesture for the size of the tits. “The world was being destroyed, and all I could think about was motor boating….dem tittes” He brought his hands up to his face and balled them as if he was angry. “LBLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBLB” He said, shaking his head rapidly as if he had his face crammed in some boobs. “Damn, we have an essay due tomorrow” Casey, said, passing the blunt to Haseed.

“Dude, the school was destroyed four months ago” Gabe said, still acting as if he was motor boating boobs. “Nom Nom Nom..Nipples…nom nom nom” Casey and Haseed, decided to skip Gabe, feeling as if he didn’t need anymore. There was a stiff knock at the door, one that sent a chill up the spine of everyone. “Dude, that’s your dad!” Haseed screamed, jumping out the window, he stumbled to his feet, regaining his composure he made a mad dash down the street.

The knocking grew fierce and violent; Gabe’s mind was completely fried; he wasn’t even in the position to lie. Casey opened the door in a panicked state; Gabe’s father peered into the room and instantly smelled the California King Kush. (Otherwise known as CKK). “GABE ARE YOU SMOKING REFFER IN MY HOUSE?!” The anger the old man expunged from his body could be seen all over, veins popped, from every pore. “No, No…” he said, chuckling in a nervous manner. “That’s glade dad” He said, glancing at Casey, he only managed to catch a glimpse of her foot getting through the window. “GO TO THE DAMN STORE AND GET SOME VELVEETA, AND WHEN YOU RETURN, I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS” the old man screamed slamming the door.

“That actually could’ve gone worse” he said, holding the roach in his hand, his head quickly turned to the opening door. His dad returned snatching the roach out of his son’s hand and then exiting the room, “Sh!t” he said, climbing out the window on his way to the store.

“Man what I wouldn’t give for an Angeni sandwich with some Sha sauce, and a tall glass of Swanepoel on the side” he said, chuckling feverishly, while doing the diddy. Gabe walked into the Five dollar discount store; looking for the stuff his mother had on her list. “Ew, why does dad need Xtra Large Trojans for” he said, semi throwing up in his mouth.

“F@@@@ck man, I need to get laid” he said, putting his groceries on the cabinet. “You still haven’t piped Casey yet?” the clerk asked with his face frowned up. “No man, every time I try, I get to fried to remember the combination to her chasity belt” he said, scratching his head.

“What’s the news on the rebuilding” the clerk asked, walking outside to the refrigerator to get Gabe’s beer. “I’m sure the Trinity Foundation has something in-store, what sucks is we always get a new leader after some tragic event” Gabe replied cracking his beer open.

Taking exactly one step out of the store, he saw a redhead chick, which had absolutely no ass, but “Dem…tittes” he said, licking his lips. A rocket shot down from the sky and landed on a nearby parked car, scaring everyone.

“Holy…sh!t it’s Editman!” Gabe screamed a bit startled. {The f#ck are you looking at} Jeeves said, pushing the young man out the way. Gabe landed forcefully against the back of the store wincing in pain. “What a douche” Gabe said, watching as the huge mechanized armor walked into the store.

{Give me a 5th of Jack} Jeeves said, rummaging through the innards of the store. “What the hell does an A.I system need with beer?” Gabe said, looking in the store. {A box of Xtra large condoms, yeah right kids} he responded, threatening the clerk with his repulasar if he didn’t get the jack quick enough.

“What the hell is wrong with you Editman!?” Gabe said, a bit confused. {Shut up kid, you wanna show your gratitude get Editman a double cheese burger no pickles} Jeeves responded. Gabe rushed the Iron titan trying to save the clerk; Gabe hit the titan and his shoulder instantly felt like it had been shattered. {Nice job junior, that pure Vibranium} Jeeves teased smacking the young teen away from him.

{You should be happy Bandari’s president is black} Jeeves said, downing a whole bottle of Jack Daniels for no apparent reason. “Wait a minute, Bandari is in Africa, everyone is black” Gabe said, a bit confused. {Damn! Utopian school systems} Jeeves said, walking past Gabe patting him rather firmly on his head.

“Auto release” he said, pulling a small red string on the back of the Editman; the suit opened up and pulled the young Gabe inside. {You managed to get inside me without a date…} Jeeves said, closing the back of the suit. Rocketing into the air he set out to scare the young Gabe.

“F####ck this!” he screamed all the way into the air. “Put me down, put me down!!!” Gabe screamed in fear; the maniacal A.I could be heard laughing in the background. {Don’t piss in my sh!t kid} Jeeves said, ejecting his victim. “YOU ASSHOLE!!!” The young boy screamed from high up as he plummeted towards the ground.

Jeeves caught him at the last moment; holding him by his leg. {You’ve got balls kid, do you want to be Editman?} Jeeves asked, opening the cab to the suit. “Huh wait what?” The A.I plummeted towards the ground again, stopping just a few feet from an open trash can. {Think about it, oh and break up with your girlfriend, as the Editman you’ll get so much ass}

Gabe held on to his head looking into the amber slits of Editman and responded with a huge smile. “Dem…tittes”