Caio Reviews: Game of Thrones "First of His Name"
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Welcome my friends to another review of the fourth season of Game of Thrones! Today we look at the fifth episode entitled "First of his Name" where Cersei and Tywin plan for the Crown's next move; Dany discusses future plans; Jon Snow begins a new mission.
At King's Landing
The episode starts off with Tommen being coronated King of the Seven Kingdoms to the applause of everyone. When he and Maergery exchanges looks between each other, Cersei stands between the two, looking disapprovingly over to her. Considering how dreadfully boring Cersei's scenes are during KL's segments, I was bracing for the same thing in this episode. It turned out I was in fact surprised to see how good her scenes were. She comes off more sympathetically when speaking to both Maergery and Oberyn, both of whom have little love for her. Its remarkable, because that is the only episode I can think she is given greater focus on while her brothers Jaime and Tyrion are entirely absent. It made me forget for a little while that I hate that witch with the intensity of a nuclear bomb.
Something really interesting we learn from her scene with Tywin is that sh*t is f*cked for the Lannisters too... Turns out the Westerlands ran out of gold mines before the war took place and they now own a massive debt to Iron Bank of Braavos, and you know these guys don't f*ck around when Tywin Lannister expresses fear in having to deal with them. When kings don't pay their debts, the Iron Bank will simply give funds to their enemies instead, either way they always get their due - something that eluded me in last week's episode, because I forgot about that when Davos decided to contact them for a deal, I thought they wouldn't listen to him... But now I am like "Oooohhhhh..." I don't think the Lannisters will be able to pay their debts on this one *wink wink* Tommen's marriage with Maergery is necessary because the Tyrells are the only ones who can match the Lannisters in resources and are therefore important for their survival. Its so ironic that the only allies the Lannisters can really depend on had also conspired to further destabilize their own station. Its almost comical... The Lannisters' enemies have being crushed... But they still don't enjoy the taste of victory just yet.
On Meereen
The news of Joffrey's death had reach Daenerys's court and now she feels confident enough to take King's Landing with her Unsullied army with her, plus the Second Sons and freedmen that joined under her banner. When the members of the court decide wheter or not to go through with returning to Westeros, Jorah breaks out the bad news: despite her efforts from last season, both Yunkai and Asta retaken by the the slavers, making her progress for the most part, pointless. She admits that her plans to liberate the Slaver's Bay are not going as planned and she may not be ready to take on the Seven Kingdoms yet. She decides to stay so she can learn how to rule.
You know, I complained in the past that Dany had lost sight of her end goal, being too entangled into her quest to liberate every slave that came across her way. As well as her storyline being completely at odds at how heroism is not as rewarding as we've seen in this series, yet she is this borderline messianic figure where everything does her way cause her cause is just and stuff like that. We finally get to see that the fallout from her previous conquests would eventually resulted into turmoil, her victories have turned short-lived and she needs to think about the bigger picture. From a strategic standpoint her forces are still too small to take on the Seven Kingdoms just yet. She has 10.000 men under their command, the Lannisters have 60.000 (far more with their Tyrell alliance). Robb Stark could only muster 30.000 with the riverlords' assistance and he was still at a disvantage. So yeah, I do agree; now its not the time to return to Westeros. It going to take a lot of skill to liberate a place that made slavery such integral part of its society though...
In the Riverlands
Arya and the Hound are encaping at night, where she makes her death prayer everytime before sleep (this time she added Melissandre, Beric Dondarrion, Thoros of Myr and Walder Frey), which is annoying Sandor who is trying to sleep himself. They both muse over her prayer, which is containted with names of people she want to kill and before going to sleep, she adds a final name: The Hound. Very loudly I may add just so he can hear. In the following morning, Arya is missing when he is awake and he finds her near a river practicing "water dancing", which he finds ridiculous. She is at pains to defend the badassery of Syrio Forel, despite his being killed by Meryn Trant of all people ("But he didn't have a sword!" "He didn't have a sword?"), and finally he dares her to try and use Needle on him. She does, but it doesn't go through his armor. He stands stunned for a second, then backhands her, and comments that whatever Syrio had, Meryn had armor and a "big f*cking sword".
As I said before the Hound is one of my favorite characters cause he is just so badass and takes sh*t from nobody (including Joffrey himself eventuallY), however, we all know he is an asshole and unashamed to admit that. While I do dislike his jerkish behavior as of late, I have the feeling he is intentionally doing that to prevent Arya from getting attached to him seeing how she lost practically everyone she ever knew... Still, I think its going to bite him in the ass since she added him to her sh*tlist and he looked freaked out when he noticed she was missing. He better wise up and try not to further piss off the little girl who as of late, has no problem killing people in cold blood.
At the Eyrie
Geez, wasn't since the first season that we visited the Eyrie? It has being such a long time. Petyr and Sansa are make their way through the Bloody Gate and meet up with Lysa and her son Robin Arryn. Baelish is bethroted to Lysa so that he can become Lord of the Vale and he didn't have much trouble in wooing her in the first place, as she had loved him since she was an young girl. She is so eager in fact, she already the septon ready to marry them both right here and there and proudly claims she shall scream so hard that people across the Narrow Sea will listen to it. And, boy, is she a screamer >_>
Whatever... Its nice to see that Sansa is finally away from that heinous den that is King's Landing where she was used as an pawn by everyone and held like a glorified hostage. It finally looked like she was somewhere safe with someone of her own blood... Or so it looked like. When Sansa kinda mentions how Littlefinger loved her mom, like that Lysa snaps and starts raving accusing Sansa of having slept with him, driving the poor girl into tears, and like that Lysa goes back to normal... What the f*ck just happened? Is Sansa ever going to find peace somewhere?
That is peanuts compared to the bomb dropped in this part of the episode. During their private moment, Lysa lets it slip that she was the one that poisoned Jon Arryn under Littlefinger's instructions and wrote the letter to her sister claiming that the Lannisters were responsible!!
Why is this such bomb? What kicked off the series' events in the first place was Jon Arryn's murder. Since he was investigating the truth about Robert's children, we were initially lead to believe the Lannisters murdered him to keep that secret (though it was never revealed if they did that or not). And if you remember correctly, it was he who induced Catelyn into arresting Tyrion Lannister, which lead to the Lannisters into invading the Riverlands and kick off the War of the Five Kings. And leaving out the fact he has almost half of Westeros between his claws (with him being Lord of Harrenhal, Warden of the East and has the heiress of the North under his wing), I reflected further that during his tenure as Master of Coin, he was probably the one who made transactions that left the crown indebted to the Iron Bank in the first place.
Consider all of that I just said above about him and we can be concluded that all battles, all massacres, every single atrocity that happened during the War of the Five Kings. can be traced back to that man. Thousands of innocents are dead, the entire realm is thrown into chaos, all of that managed only with his devious mind alone, not through military might or wealth like the Lannisters. And the thing is, we still don't know what his end goal is but we assume that he wants to win "the game of thrones" and rule Westeros. Seeing how crappy the Lannisters' situation is right, at this rate, Baelish looks like he might win. If it was not for the Night's King and the White Walkers beyond the Wall, Middlefinger would have easily qualified as the true main villain of this entire f*cking series.
In the Woods
Brienne of Tarth and Podrick Payne are riding north, towards the Wall in search of Sansa, whom they believe may have gone to since her half-brother Jon Snow is there. Brienne is exasperated by Podrick's presence, since she feels he is more of an hindrance than a support to her. Not helped by the fact he is not an very experienced squire. You can just feel the "wah waah waaaaaaaaaaahhh..."
If one thing that can be said about Podrick is that he is certainly loyal and he will stick his neck for those he is sworn for. Brienne warms up to him when he reminesces of how he saved Tyrion during the Battle of Blackwater Bay, by spearing through the neck one of the Kingsguards who tried to murder his liege. While I did like to see the start of a bond between the two as the knight and her squire, I feel like Brienne has no clear direction in her quest. I mean, its obvious we the viewers know more about the characters than they do themselves, but unless if the secret gets out from the Vale that Sansa is hidden at the Eirye, she is going to waste all her time going all the way up to the Wall (and that is if she doesn't run into any brigands, wildlings or Ironmen).
Beyond the Wall
If anything else, I f*cking loved the final segment of the episode and how it concluded, this scene was just so tense and suspenseful. Bran, Jojen, Meera and Hodor are being held captive at Craster's Keep by Karl Tanner and the Betrayers, who are preparing to tie Meera up so they can rape her. Before anything untoward, Jojen warns them that they will all die tonight, fire will burn their body and snow will bury their bones. And just like that, Jon and his friends attack the keep. Unfortunately, Locke is among the Night's Watch rangers and make his way through the shed where Bran is being held captive. He puts a knife into his throat and carries him off into the night, (for some reason, Locke thinks its a good idea to drag Bran's crippled ass all the way up to the Dreadfort instead of just, I dunno killing him and bringing his body in a bag to not cause much trouble). But before things take a turn for the worst, Bran wargs into Hodor. With control of Hodor's body, Bran rips their chains from the wall, chases Locke off and snaps his neck with his bare f*cking hands.
I can't describe how I cheered at that scene, specially how abused Hodor was in this episode and I can safely say that Arya is no longer the only Stark children with an body count. Bran is able to glimpse Jon amidst the fighting, and wants to join up with him, but Jojen points out they cannot procced in their quest to find the three-eyed crow if Jon learns Bran is alive. With Meera, Jojen and Summer safe, Bran escape from the carnage. Inside Craster's Keep, Jon confronts Karl into direct combat, staging an awesome swordfight between the two. Karl keeps Jon on his toes, forcing him on the defensive while trash talking about him and the Starks fighting with honor. Just as Jon is disarmed and Karl moves in for the killing blow, one of Craster's wives (specifically the one that Karl used to beat and rape on regular basis) stabbed him the back with a knife, distracting him long enough for Jon to run his sword through his skull.
I can't decide how karmic this death was: if it was the similar to the way that Karl had killed Craster in the last season or if an a woman he abused so much ended up being the one that brought about his own death. As if enough scum wasn't dispatched enough in this episode, the cowardly Rast (the one who killed Commander Mormont and tormented Hodor in the previous episode) runs away from the fight... Only to be mauled to death by Ghost, Jon's direwolf.
I will admit that this entire sequence was a filler made up to pad the storyline and that it seemed to pointless to have both storylines intertwine, yet none of the characters to interact with each other. Hell, I don't even know if Jon is aware of what is going in Westeros right now (to the rest of the world, Bran and his brother Rickon are dead), and Bran does come close to reunite with his half-brother, I believe that if that happened, then it would probably lead to bigger problems in further contradicting the source material. With that said, the entire final sequence was awesome to see, the swordfight between Jon and Karl was tense, I loved how three despicable characters like Karl, Locke and Rast got what was coming for them and the remaining Craster's wives decided to go their own way before burning the Keep to the ground.
Closing Thoughts
This was a really great episode in my opinion, I loved almost each part of it. The only legit complaint I have is that a big departure from the book that its almost criminal is the omission of Coldhands, a supernatural character that saves Sam and Bran in some occasions in the books and was the one responsible for slaying the Betrayers at Craster' Keep. I think it would have being hard to put this character in the show, since he is just so mysterious and we know very little about him, but I am disappointed that he doesn't exist here just yet v__v I hope he eventually makes an appearence. T
Thank you guys for reading it... Next episode will be "Laws of Gods and Men"
See ya next time =P
yay I had enough pictures for today's Night Watch segment.
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