They Walk Among Us!
The many filthy, disgusting aliens that threaten humanity with their continued existence!
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Behind those blue eyes and that spit curl lie the heart of a killer.
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Don't be fooled, is neither a horse nor Thor.
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A black symbiote from beyond the stars, turning otherwise upstanding citizens into bloodthirsty cannibals.
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Cousin of Superman. Must plan for a potential invasion of inbred Kryptonians.
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Killed the rest of his species. So he's not that bad.
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...You can stay.
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I don't trust anyone with a segmented chin
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That goes double for this guy.
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What is it with space and anamorphic animals?
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Seriously?
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From both another planet and another dimension, making him a double alien.
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Even I must begrudgingly respect a man who's offspring attempts to kill him before their teenage years.
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You're no She-Hulk, sister.
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Now aliens have discovered the mustache sciences, truly this is a dark day for mankind.
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Son of Omni-Man and only half alien. No mustache though.
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Now you're just being lazy, Kirkman.
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FOUR alliens in one?! This is an affront to our God.
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Not even I can hate Space Starfish Conan.
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The only good alien.
Because he's dead.
That's the joke.
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Wait, he had kids?
Oh, dead too. Dead twice, I think. Ultra-dead.
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MC Hammer called, he wants his punchline back.
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Aww, this can't be an alien! He's so cute! I'm sure he's a good boy, aren't yo-OH GOD IT HAS LASER EYES AS FORETOLD IN REVELATIONS! RUN!
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That seems like such an... ominous name.
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Your worst nightmare: an ape with super-strength. WHO IS THE CHIMP NOW, HUMAN?!
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Shooting Krypto into space, I can see that. Dogs are small. Cat and monkey, yeah alright, I'll follow. But what was the justification for strapping a horse to a rocket and aiming for the stars? None of that sounds like a good plan.
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A bald green man with all of Superman's powers, plus mind reading and shapeshifting. Kill it with fire.
Hey, it worked!
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You only think she's cute now, wait until her stomach-jaws give you a kiss goodnight.
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We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
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A bird-alien. Feathers but can't fly. Useless.
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A bird-alien. Feathers and flies. Usually bare-chested. I'm uncomfortable with that.
And yes I'm counting Hawkman, I know at least one of them was an alien, it still counts! You can't retcon my memories, Geoff Johns!
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I bet he sounds just like Mr. T.
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Soon to be in a major motion picture!
Besides that one!
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An amazon warrior alien. Is nothing truly sacred anymore.
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Because two other Superman analogs in Wildstorm just wasn't enough!
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Using the term 'lad' well into your twenties. That says something.
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How does he work?
Yeah, that's not funny anymore.
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That would be like naming someone Earth-Man.
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Touche, DC.
Not an alien, though he works with them. And other things. Kids, get your parents permission to learn more!
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One-time leader of the Sinestro Corps. That was probably obvious.
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Sometimes DC just doesn't give a ****.
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Best friends with a golden gorilla. Likes pants (thank God).
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Amphibious alien of some sort. Reverse-Shyamalans.
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I heard that he's Groot.
That's all I heard.
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I can't hate anyone with such an incredible fin. They never go out of style, even in the future.
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Jupitarian. Jupitonian. Jupta... uh... He's from Jupiter.
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Who's da cutest widdle alien?! Joo are! Jess joo are! Cootchie Coo!
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I could take him.
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I could take him, too. There, got all the nerd rage buttons pushed. Wait...
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Okay, there we go.
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Half human, half unknown but yet incredibly sexy alien.
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Like a big mound of lemon pie filling with stereo wire dreadlocks.
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Rogue was into him for awhile, bet you didn't know that.
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This guy is so bland I can't even think of a bad joke, let alone a good one.
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So let me get this straight, he's got pretty much all of Superman's powers, but he can only use them one at a time? That's not very Ultra. That's kind of lame. Lame Boy.
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Yet Lame Boy manages to snag this beautiful woman. She was the proper girl, he was the bad boy. I think Bruce Springsteen made a song about it.
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She use to be Triplicate Girl, as all the people from her world were able to create two copies of themselves. I guess she was just extra-good at it?
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I suppose that's better than miss Same-Powers-As-My-Founding-Member-Brother over here.
You should've died instead of Proty.
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RIP
A TRUE HERO
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Gave up his home planet for massive power and the ability to do pretty much anything. Yeah, what a bad deal.
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Give him all the guns you want, I'd still cuddle him forever.
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Marvel was way ahead of the Furry curve.
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Wife to the Hulk, meaning you'd never be able to satisfy her, puny human.
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See, even Grant Morrison has his off-days.
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SPAAAAAAAAACE JEEEEEEEEEESUS!
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The upper management of the galaxy. Like the Illuminati, except blue and less 2pac.
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Ho-Ho, I see what you did there.
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The red guy and his troops get a book but Larfleeze doesn't? There's no hope for the world.
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I SAID NO HOPE!
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'Poozer' is dirtier than you think it is.
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Of all Kyle's girlfriends, she's been the least dead.
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Obligatory Hal Jordan 13 year old joke.
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He can only be a hero when the guy he's bonded to is asleep. It lasted over 30 issues kids, remember that.
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Bugs give me the heebie-jeebies.
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Oh, come on.
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He sees you.
Yes, even then.
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The witch here is from a planet called Sorcerer's World, which marks the exact moment when DC officially ran out of planet names.
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What's a Quantum? I never figured that out.
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I'm not going to demean either of us by speaking anymore about this man.
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They let toy boats into the Legion now?
If you peel back the lid I bet there's a little Beatles cover band playing in there.
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You should see this guy's original costume. Wow. Seriously, look it up, it's... it's something.
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True story, I voted for Gates in the last Legion election. Gates hates other aliens, that's a sentiment I can get behind.
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Let me get this straight: Polar Boy's home planet is hot as hell, and he lived in the hottest place, where because it was so hot, EVERYONE DEVELOPED ICE POWERS.
Right.
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You're not a real team of aliens unless someone has green skin (Hulks not applicable).
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Must be unfortunate to have a name that sounds like a space disease.
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Almost took over the Earth, if it wasn't for that meddling Osborn! And his dog, too!
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Able to be both a male and a female, which if were actually possible, would make about half of America lose their minds.
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You didn't know he was an alien, did you? That's where he got the pants. They're space pants.
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Any joke I make won't be the same as watching his movie. Or as painful.
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Those pants don't go with that aura.
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Because you can never have too many Superman analogs.
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Space Gods are still aliens, right?
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Sadly, the only alien on the list voiced by 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.
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Wanted to marry Superman. Maybe it was mate. Marry, mate... close enough.
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I don't know anything about this guy, but I just like trying to say his name. It's fun.
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Ray Palmer colonized a whole planet by himself, and a thousand years later, look what happened.
He was exhausted afterwards.
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Little on the nose, don't you think big guy?
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Who needs clothes when you have shadows?
I would, but then I don't have heels as nice as those.
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From the planet Orando, where her favorite basketball team is the Magc.
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With the power of prophetic narcolepsy!
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"See, we have a Wolverine too! From the future! He's twice as cool!"
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