Doctor_Alchemist

The Doctor (Any incarnation) receives a distress signal from Earth saying that Ultron (Comic-version) has completely taken over modern Earth. The Doctor mistakes Ultron for some super-advanced alien cyborg and is given an hour of prep inside his Tardis to stop him using non-lethal methods. Ultron (At his most powerful with all of his super-powers) has a basic understanding of who the Doctor is and is given an hour-and-a-half of prep on Earth with an 100-strong robotic clone army to kill the Doctor. The battle starts in an abandoned New York city with the two sides 2 miles apart. The Doctor cannot use the Tardis in the fight, although he can use any arsenal he can make during prep time. Who will win?

Father finds out about Voldemort and decides that he is a threat that must be eliminated. They meet in an abandoned London city 3 miles apart and have 15 minutes of prep. Neither side can leave the battlefield for the entire fight. Father is in his weakened form after absorbing God and has 5 hundred souls in his body. Voldemort is at full power with the Elder wand, cannot use his Horcruxes, and cannot use magic that would make himself alchemy-proof. They all have a basic understanding of each other`s abilities and can use any of their powers to win. Who would survive in the end?

Bonus: Same scenario only Father has his seven Homunculi with 100 souls each and Voldemort has 700 Death Eaters. What side would survive in the end?

I have been wondering how the characters of Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood compare to comic-book characters. Who are the most powerful Marvel/DC characters each of these FMA characters could defeat in a random encounter?

Alphonse Elric (Bulletproof armor)

Edward Elric (Automail arm)

Roy Mustang

Major Alex Armstrong

Scar

Greedling

Wrath (Two metal swords)

Pride

Father (Humanoid shadow form)

Father (After absorbing God)

"This is not war!" This is pest control!" - Daleks

Seriously, the Time-War era Daleks would wipe out the entire Star Wars galaxy

I was wondering...is anyone here still a fan of the Bionicle series (Lego)?

I have discovered the Brony-fandom phenomenon lately and just out of curiosity...is anyone here a fan of the My Little Pony franchise?

fried bananas. Then

Time-War era Daleks would curb-stomp the entire Star Wars galaxy and probably prevent the Force from ever existing...

If a small army of alien cyborgs were to invade the world, what non-firearm, handheld weapon would you like to learn and use to defend yourself with?

I personally would learn how to use a long scythe...

What is your favorite fictional weapon that you wish you could own? If the weapon is not well-known, try to include a picture or a description...

My favorite is the Crescent Rose, from the web-series RWBY. It is basically a high-caliber hybrid sniper-scythe...What could be better?