Oh God, My Eyes Are Bleeding!
Sometimes, art sucks. These dudes are pretty good at making shitty art.
Sometimes, art sucks. These dudes are pretty good at making shitty art.
Learn to draw feet, among a million other things, dude. Crimes Against Nature: Everything he fucking touches.
Learn to rip off other artists, trace, and recycle better, dude.
Crimes Against Nature: Porn tracing, celeb tracing, comic tracing, everything tracing.
Learn to draw boobs that wouldn't cause soul crushing back problems, dude.
Crimes Against Nature: Giving Catwoman tits the size of her head; Samantha Brown's haunted vagina.
Learn to not make everything so cheesy looking, dude.
Crimes Against Nature: Shadows, abs, and gams.
Learn to use backgrounds, dude.
Crimes Against Nature: Beating Photoshop to death.
Learn to not draw horrifying faces, dude.
Crimes Against Nature: Making Ethan Van Sciver's art on New X-Men look good by comparison; making Wolverine look like Keith Richards.
Learn to not knock off Mike Mignola, dude.
Crimes Against Nature: Giving dudes the fatness.
Learn to stay away from the goddamn Batman, dude. Crimes Against Nature: Releasing books (very...slowly) that look like they should have been put out by Image in 1993, and actually tricking people into buying them.
Learn to draw fucking covers, dude. Crimes Against Nature: Putting out some of the worst goddamn covers I have ever fucking seen in existence and probably getting paid a shit load of money to do it. Good fucking job, Marvel, you fucking idiots.