Decoy Elite

Going to Hydra facility via boat. If I hear "I'm a boat!" one more time, someone's going to die.

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    Going to Hydra facility via boat. If I hear "I'm a boat!" one more time, someone's going to die.
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    The only time I'm not drunk is when I'm thinking about getting drunk.
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    Turns out that people will call CPS if you threaten to chop a kid's nuts off in public.
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    Skunks wish they could be as Drunk as I am.
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    The only good thing about smart asses like Reed, Stark, and Pym is that they never know when they're being used.
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    Damn I wish I was drunk right now.
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    Damn kid woke me up because he had nightmares. God of fear my ass.
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    You know what spills beers really easy? Earthquakes. I'm going to kick Daisy's ass.
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    That creepy demigod kid keeps staring at me. I hate him.
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    What the hell kind of name is Yo-Yo anyway?
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    You know what I hate? Kids. I hate kids.

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