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Chimichanga Reviews - Injustice:Gods Among Us

Hello earthlings and other Viners,and welcome to another episode of Chimichanga Reviews,with your host Deadpool DPR.This review will be about a great game to us,comicbook fans and also one of the best fighting games I ever played(nothing can top Marvel Vs Capcom 2 =P)

As my first review(Halo 4),I'll divide this into three different topics,which I shall judge:Campaign,which involves the main story;Gameplay,which involves all the single and multiplayer modes,if the commands are easy,etc;Graphics,involving the games environment,if you can actually identify what is what.Let's start,than.

Campaign:

The campaign of this game is based of the comic series "Injustice" and is a great adaptation.It tells the story of a different universe,where Superman accidentally killed Lois Lane when poisoned by Joker,than killed him.In this different universe,two factions appear,the Regime,a group lead by Superman,which has the world's protection as an objective,and will do it by any necessary way;and the Insurgence,which has as objective stopping Superman's madness,the group is lead by Batman and actually have a chance of winnimg this 'war' when this dimension Batman brings some heroes from the Earth-One dimension.

The campaign is short but full of twists and it also does help you with training.It's minigames are fun and present a challenge to the player.It is worth to play,in other words.

Gameplay:

The gameplay is the highlight of all fighting games and it will ever be,with Injustice,it's what most called my attention because of two things:easy button mashing and awesome unique character's abilities.

Injustice's singleplayer modes are great,I mean,one thing is just a "Versus" mode all the time,other is different kind of battles,Injustice has both.You can simply enter the Battles mode and fight classical to unlock endings or you can fight battles while poisoned,withouth recharging your health,only against heroes.The Star Labs is also a great way to spend your time,you don't need to simply win,you can always try again and again to unlock the three stars.

The multiplayer is also really good,you can practice with friends on training modes or have a tournament of King of the Hill with eight friends,it's all up to you.The ranked matches are also a great way to improve your skills,but,please,do not spam Deathstroke or Joker,otherwise,I'll have to kill you =P

Graphics:

The graphics are great,you can tell everything you see on the stage with no further problems,but it isn't better than it,I mean,the game is very poor in details,Wonder Woman hair doesn't move,for example,or even worse,when you win a fight with Bane,he'll walk to the enemy and pretend he will stab him,but missing on purpose a few centimeters,if the enemy has a cape,it will simply go through his body.

I do understand it is a fighting game and that it wasn't focused on graphics,but there are people that do care about it.

Lobo:

Talking about a subject that won't affect the verdict,the DLC character:Lobo.

In my opinion,he was a great call,I say this not only as a comics fan,but as a fighting game fan too.His combos are great and his special moves cover great distances,but he's mainly a close ranged character.I personally liked him a lot and loved his ability and hyper move(yeah,yeah,Marvel Vs Capcom player's tend to call the last moves as hyper moves/combos).One hint to all of you:

  • Xbox 360:X+X+A+LT+RT > try that as Lobo,before the last blow hits,use the hyper move(LT + RT),it is unblockable.Use the ability before the combo =D
  • Playstation 3:Square+Square+Cross+R2+L2 > try that as Lobo,before the last blow hits,use the hyper move(R2 + L2,I think),it is unblockable.Use the ability before the combo =D

DPR's Favourites-Top 5:

  1. Aquaman is a tank,I love to troll Deathstroke and Flash spammers with this dude.
  2. Doomsday is a great brute character with strong blows,too bad he's slow,but that isn't such a problem.
  3. Lobo is a close ranged due,but still being annoying if you know how to use him.I may lose health easily with him,but I'll take you down xD
  4. Deathstroke is a long ranged character,a close ranged character,a mid ranged character,resuming,an annoying character.I spam this dude for trolling,but not always.
  5. Nightwing is a close ranged dude and also a great combo maker,I just love when I hit the right buttons and manage to do a 10 or even greayer combo.

Final Grade:8,5

That's right,it is an awesome game,but it has some little details to improve.

DPR's Reaction:

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Seven Classic Films With Plot Holes

  1. Toy Story - The idea is that Buzz doesn't accept he's a toy,but how come he stay still whenever there are humans near?
  2. Back to the Future - How did Marty McFly didn't realised that one of her crushes,that she met as Calvin Klein,is exactly the same of her son?
  3. Waterworld - Paper is one of the rarest materials on this film,but how can characters smoke paper cigarretes all the time?
  4. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arch - If you take out Indiana Jones of the film,the nazis would go to Nepal,would take the amulet to the map room,would have killed Marion,would open the arch and melt.
  5. Gremlins - If you can't feed your Gremlin after midnight,when are you supposed to feed him again?All the time is after midnight!!!
  6. Karate Kid - Tournament rule:You cannot kick the opponent in the face,and how does Daniel San win?With a straight kick to the opponent's face.
  7. Harry Potter - All the events that happened could be reverted if they used the Time-Turner,which only appeared at the Prisioner of Azkaban.

I found this at:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/movie-plotholes-that-will-ruin-your-childhood

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Ruining Lion King

Warning:deadpoolrules isn't responcible for any lost,burned,stomped or blown away childhoods.

How to describeLion King?

Well,one of the better films I ever saw,great soundtrack and plot,emotional and classic.But I saw it with more attention,here are some hidden dark messages we can get from it:

  • Comunists - The hienas march remembers us of soldiers lead by one dictator(Scar).
  • Nazis - Same as above.

  • Racism - All the villains(hienas and Scar) have dark fur,while the heroes have white fur.Pumba was just a way they found to hide this fact.
  • Homossexuality - When a lion becomes the leader of the group,he ban the other males so he can have all the females just for him,which takes us to the question,"Why did Scar didn't had any children in all those years?"
  • Muslims hate - When the hienas march,Scar is standing in a high place and we can see a half moon,which is the simble of muslims.

  • Italian mafia - Scar is the name that some close friends called Scarface(Al Capone)
  • Incest - If the only lion who can have children is the leader,Nala should be Simba's sister.
  • Explicit sex - When Simba and Anala meet,after the whole song,they lay down together and,suddenly,her eyes change and she seems to want something

Other facts:

  • Scar and Jafar have the same face style and voice

  • Off-topic now,did you realise that the first three princess from Disney were created in a time where women weren't respected and were treated as objects,so Cinderella,Snow White and Sleeping Beauty couldn't save themselves(women can't do anything right when alone) so they needed to be saved by a prince(men).
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Borderlands 2 (Late) Review

Sorry,I'm REALLY late,but I can explain,I passed most of the time playing Borderlands 2 with all characters,reaching max levels of all,searching for easter eggs,"interviewing" friends that play a lot this game,playing Halo 4,etc.And now,my conclusions:

The Game:

Borderlands 2 is a shoot and loot game,which consists on getting itens that drop from the enemies when you kill them.It has a great campaign,you're a Vault Hunter that must stop an evil corporation,Hyperion,to reach he Vault and control the Warrior,the multiplayer is nice,you can team-up with 4 players to play,and the enemies become stronger,helping you with XP,also,the loot gets better.Now,I'll get into details:

Campaign:

Main Quests:

The main quests are great,mixing exploration of the map,funny moments,nice characters,places full of enemies and though bosses.Sometimes its really annoying that you have to go to the other side of the map(which is huge,by the way) and give up.In my opinion,patient is one of your best options for this game.

For example,when you have to kill 5 bandit cars and you already killed 4,yesterday,I did this mission again and the 5th car took 30 minutes to appear!30 f***ing minutes!

Side Quests:

The side quests are a great way of leveling up,they give you tons of experience and,sometimes,great weapons or shields.Some side quests are also easter eggs,for example:

Splinter's Group quest:You have to deliver a pizza,when you deliver it,four dudes named after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will appear and fight you(Leo,Don,Raph and Mich),after killing them and getting any good itens they dropped,you'll try to get out by a room,if you hit the televison 3 times,both levers 3 times and the valve 3 times,an enemie called Flinter(Splinter) will appear and fight you,the dude is though,I took 5 min to kill him,and 2 Deathtraps :P
He'll drop some nice itens,after it,open the chest,if you're REALLY lucky(like I was :P),you'll find Nova Shield,a shield that bursts on fire when its broken.

Easter Eggs:

One thing that Borderlands 2 mastered is easter eggs,there are tons of it,from Minecraft to Batman.I found many of them,some of them help you getting a(n) achievment/trophy.My personal favourite is the one that they made for their fan,that died with cancer D=

Overall for Campaign:9,5-It is nearly perfect,but it must improve some errors and fix some bugs.

Multiplayer:

Cooperative:

Borderlands was made for the cooperative multiplayer style,it allows 4 players to explore the map at their will,make enemies toughe,so the game is still challenging,you can grab ammo(even if not needed) to troll your friends,etc.But the coolest thing is that the loot is better,you know,the chance of finding rare itens is better,I always find at least one rare iten with other player,but most of the time someone picks it first :/

Competitive:

The problem with the competitive multiplayer is that there aren't enough modes,you can duel for fun or for an iten,nothing more,but its still funny.Another bad point is that anyone can duel with anyone,so if you accidentaly hit your friend and he hits you back,you're going to have a bad time.

Overall for Multiplayer:8,5-Great,but needs improvment.

Graphics:

The graphics are great,the cartoon style make the game perfect,it just fits.Also,the weapons and places are always almost perfect,the only problem is that it takes some time to load :/

Overall for Graphics:9,5-Reaching perfection,just make the graphics load faster and you'll have a 10

Soundtrack:

The 23 songs that are part of the soundtrack are perfect and "Short Change Hero"-The Heavy was a great choice.fits the intro perfectly and describes the game very well.

Overall for Soundtrack:10-Perfect,please do not change it.

Overall for the game:9,5

Its a great game,I would reccomend it,if you like fps's or if you're looking for a new kind of game,Borderlands 2 is definetively your choice.

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Brazil Stuff:Latino Vs Caue Moura - The Battle For Gangnam Style

Well,I'm going to start doing this monthly with the major happenings in Brazil,something that calls on attention,so today I'll talk a little bit of the fight between the vlogger(video blogger) Caue Moura and the musician that copied Gangnam Style,Latino.

Latino:

First I would like to point that both have some points where they made mistakes,especially Latino.Well,the story begun when Latino released a song on YouTube,called "Festa de Solteiro" or "Single's Party",the video was the clip of Gangnam Style with a different letter,that took two weeks to be made,according to Latino,and still being a crap.

Why it's a crap?

His music is basically all about repeating the same thing the whole time,which shows that creativity isn't his area,and it also prejudice the women's image,since he says he want to "ride" them.Oh,and he released this music when he had only 25% of the copyright,making it against law,but what happened?NOTHING!

The video was such a shame that it has 150155 dislikes and near to 6000 likes,passing the most horrible thing brazilian music could do,Aí se eu te pego.

Positive points?

It has an end.

Caue Moura:

This dude made a video called "Tribute to Latino" that criticized him very badly,humiliating him and telling some bad suff that shouldn't been told.

Why is it a crap?

Believe me,it isn't,but he did insult Latino in some personal ways,which sucked for him,because he almost got arrested.

Positive points?

It was everything that all the people with critic sense wanted to tell,his video had 2.000.000 likes and even made a fan of Latino make a music offending Caue,that,when asked if he thought Latino did it,said:"Nah,that one was actually good,so I doubt that it was him"

Panico(Panic) Interference:

Well,it was all going well in this "fight" over the Internet,Latino was being criticized as hell,he almost left Twitter because of it,but then,a stupid TV program called Panico(Panic) entered in action,interviewing both sides and editing so Latino had the edge.

Who took the glories?

Latino,of course,since he's already used to been interviwed and also has a different form of act,called money.

Who looked like a jerk?

Caue Moura's lines were totally edited,it looked like he was trying to say sorry to Latino,which wasn't and isn't his intention,he claims that "It was a joke,I was criticizing his music,not him.If he want to arrest me,he can try,but remember who violate the image of women,his letters are waaaaay more offensive than mine".When asked what he thought about the song,he said:"It's a song made for idiot people to dance",this created a mess,peole that like Latino caled him from things you don't even want to know.

The Face-Off:

Caue was took by Panic to a radio stage,where Latino was performing,to meet him,the edition Panic did was horrible,they made Caue look like a jerk and Latino took all the glories again,Moura even did a video after it,telling that the guys who weren't his fans anymore,because of Panic's program should be ashamed,"cause they made me look like a retard,it wasn't even what I said,they just edited my lines"

Conclusion:

Caue Moura is mostly right,he has the right to express himself,but offending other people is something that isn't so good,principally on Internet.The edition that the TV made was proved by many people that was made only to make Latino appear as the vyctim,which he's not.Caue had 90% of the approval on the Internet,according to Twitter.Many users of YouTube made rage videos,supporting Caue's idea,one even said:"So,I'm talking badly about you,wanna arrest me too?".All the comedians from Brazil supported Caue and some of his fans said:"Every fan of yours will donate money and we'll free you,than we put Latino-b!tch in jail !"

So,who you guys think that's right?

Gallery:

Latino

Caue Moura

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