Cue opening credits complete with explosions and hi def images of space, sexy teenage girls, a stereotype black guy, the American flag in every shot, constantly movie camera with dutch angles and bright sunlight blinding the viewer, dramatic music and long expositions, more explosions, Stan Lee makes a cameo, more explosions, America, America, America because America is where all the action is, more explosions followed by an explosion getting blown up by another explosion triggered by another explosion, more crazy camera angles, off the wall special effects that make you believe this is all real and more explosions followed by the ending credits that has a secret ending and followed by more credits, it ends when the whole movie theater blowing up. The end.
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