For legality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NLrjVnMO7k
We open into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just as they corner a group of Foot Ninjas. Fighting ensues (along with some bits of dialogue from the Turtles) for a few minutes, until someone shouts "Pikachu, thunderbolt!", and a few of the Foot are struck by lightning unexpectedly. The Turtles turn to see Ash Ketchum from Pokemon arrive on the scene with his Pikachu. This is what follows:
Ash: Nice one, buddy!
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Leonardo: Hey! Ash, what are you doing here?
Michaelangelo: Yeah, dude, we WERE kinda in the middle of something...
Ash: Oh, it's alright. The guys at 4Kids! love it when we do stuff like this. After all, Pokemon IS their favorite show...
Raphael (sarcastically): Really, now? Izzat so?
Donatello: Well, sorry to break it to you two, but if I'm not mistaken, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is their favorite. (Holds up an ad for the TMNT 25th Anniversary.) WE have a longer fan following than you guys.
(The sound of Yugi Moto (as Yami Yugi) clearing his throat is heard as they turn to see him walk in.)
Yugi: I'm afraid the two of you are incorrect. It is the deep, unique, dramatic, and increased-stakes storytelling of Yu-Gi-Oh! that has won the hearts of the 4Kids! group. Not to mention made it one of the biggest gaming franchises in the world.
Raphael: Well, why don't we just go to the big guys right now and find out?!?!?
The scene shifts to one of the upper-floor meeting rooms at 4Kids! Entertainment HQ on 6th Avenue in New York City, where the sound of arguing is heard. We go into that meeting room to see the Turtles arguing on one side while Ash and Pikachu arguing on the other and Yugi arguing in the middle. They argue until a loud "ENOUGH!" is heard from one of the 4Kids! executives, out of a group of them who are in the meeting room. The parties then cease arguing.
Female Executive: Now, what did you call us in here for?
Donatello: First of all, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for taking the time out to see us on such short notice. We all realize you have pretty busy schedules, and-
Raphael: ASK them, already!!
Michaelangelo: We're just wondering-who's your favorite????
(All three parties smile expectantly.)
Young male executive:.....Uh, yeah, who are you guys again?
(All three parties look at them, dumbfounded.)
The scene shifts back to the New York alley where the Turtles were fighting the Foot Ninjas, with the Turtles back and the Foot Ninjas standing.
Leonardo: Okay, where were we?