I now paraphrase Jay Sherman (in the third episode of The Critic, titled 'Marty's First Date') when I look at these solicits and say the following:
All the stuff related to AXIS: "It STINKS!!"
All the stuff that is all dire and cynical for the big-name characters that ISN'T AXIS or Spider-Verse: "It STINKS!!!!!!!"
All the reprints of old and obscure stories that I haven't read yet: "Classic stories--oh, my afternoon is saved! (Singing to the tune of 'Alouette') Ayyyyy-like-class-ics, un-cluttered whole-some class-ics, Ayyyy-like-class-ics--'Invaders', s'il vous plaît?"