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#1 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

FEH.This story already stinks. Of all things, THIS CARTOON does a better version, and it was aired years ago, AND everyone was back to normal in three minutes. THREE minutes:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1uX6omVhtk

#2 Edited by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

And THIS is one of the reasons why I despise current comics.

#3 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

I hear Henry Lennix will be voicing Black Manta.

#4 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

All right Viners, take your pick--in a board meeting to end all board meetings, who comes out on top? Your choices are:

Lex Luthor

Norman Osborn

Tomax and Xamot from GI Joe

Mr. Burns from The Simpsons

and Dogbert from Dilbert

Only one catch--none of them can use any powers, just their own brand of dirty tricks.

DISCUSS!!!!!!

#5 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

@movieartman: I actually just bought the previous two issues to catch myself up.

#6 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

@goonage: It appears to be canon, Captain.

#7 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

@fullmetaladam: I think it's more of, say, Princess Aura from Flash Gordon. That look's too 'sci-fi' for a street'r.

#8 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

Upon reading that Savage Hulk preview...Oy, I've heard of calling someone Mr. or Mrs. Green Jeans, but this is too funny! I guess this retroactively establishes Jean Grey as the original She-Hulk....

#9 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

Upon reading that Savage Hulk preview...Oy, I've heard of calling someone Mr. or Mrs. Green Jeans, but this is too funny!

#10 Posted by Darkmount1 (1281 posts) - - Show Bio

I now paraphrase Jay Sherman (in the third episode of The Critic, titled 'Marty's First Date') when I look at these solicits and say the following:

All the stuff related to AXIS: "It STINKS!!"

All the stuff that is all dire and cynical for the big-name characters that ISN'T AXIS or Spider-Verse: "It STINKS!!!!!!!"

All the reprints of old and obscure stories that I haven't read yet: "Classic stories--oh, my afternoon is saved! (Singing to the tune of 'Alouette') Ayyyyy-like-class-ics, un-cluttered whole-some class-ics, Ayyyy-like-class-ics--'Invaders', s'il vous plaît?"