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Future Foundation? New Fantastic Four?? I have an idea......

Since the Fantastic Four are done for the time being my suggestion for the the new team Harley Race, Conway Twitty, Officer Ricky Ross, and Kimbo Slice. These four should be the focus Marvel instead of that lame Future Foundation crap. Instead of the Fantasticar they all would ride in Maybach brand Vista Cruiser and cruise the vistas in style. I shall list the strengths/weaknesses for the four candidates.    
 
Harley Race 
Strengths:  Adamantium infused flying head butts
Weaknesses: Bad ability to hide himself and give away wrestling secrets that are common knowledge
 
Conway Twitty
Strengths: Ability to hypnotize people with Grand Ole' Orpy tunes
Weaknesses: Lack of emotional facial expressions
 
Officer Ricky Ross 
Strengths: Being da BOSS
Weaknesses: Donuts, Cakes, Big Macs, and Stairs
 
Kimbo Slice
Strengths: Thumpin and razor-proof chest hair
Weaknesses: Take-downs, Ground fighting, and Stamina

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