Future foundation? Really....Really?

 Since the Fantastic Four are done for the time being my suggestion for the the new team Harley Race, Conway Twitty, Officer Ricky Ross, and Kimbo Slice. These four should be the focus Marvel instead of that lame Future Foundation crap. Instead of the Fantasticar they all would ride in Maybach brand Vista Cruiser and cruise the vistas in style. I shall list the strengths/weaknesses for the four candidates.    
 
Harley Race 
Strengths:  Adamantium infused flying head butts
Weaknesses: Bad ability to hide himself and give away wrestling secrets that are common knowledge
 
Conway Twitty
Strengths: Ability to hypnotize people with Grand Ole' Orpy tunes
Weaknesses: Lack of emotional facial expressions
 
Officer Ricky Ross 
Strengths: Being da BOSS
Weaknesses: Donuts, Cakes, Big Macs, and Stairs
 
Kimbo Slice
Strengths: Thumpin and razor-proof chest hair
Weaknesses: Take-downs, Ground fighting, and Stamina

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Future Foundation? New Fantastic Four?? I have an idea......

Since the Fantastic Four are done for the time being my suggestion for the the new team Harley Race, Conway Twitty, Officer Ricky Ross, and Kimbo Slice. These four should be the focus Marvel instead of that lame Future Foundation crap. Instead of the Fantasticar they all would ride in Maybach brand Vista Cruiser and cruise the vistas in style. I shall list the strengths/weaknesses for the four candidates.    
 
Harley Race 
Strengths:  Adamantium infused flying head butts
Weaknesses: Bad ability to hide himself and give away wrestling secrets that are common knowledge
 
Conway Twitty
Strengths: Ability to hypnotize people with Grand Ole' Orpy tunes
Weaknesses: Lack of emotional facial expressions
 
Officer Ricky Ross 
Strengths: Being da BOSS
Weaknesses: Donuts, Cakes, Big Macs, and Stairs
 
Kimbo Slice
Strengths: Thumpin and razor-proof chest hair
Weaknesses: Take-downs, Ground fighting, and Stamina

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Another Kimbo Slice Blog Suckas!!!!

I have read all the comments about my last blog on Kimbo Slice. This right here is my response(You have to say the last sentence to  Soulja Boy's "Pretty  Boy Swag"). First of all Kimbo Slice was out of his element in those MMA fights. There was no backyard, parking lot, or trash cans. Kimbo is from the STREETS!!!! In fact, dare I even say it, Kimbo Slice is the JUGGERNAUT of the streets. Kimbo could easliy go up against Galactus or even the Spectre. People say that Batman is the hero Gotham needs, well I say Kimbo Slice is the hero the WORLD needs. 

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The Need for Kimbo Slice in comics!!!

It is about itme that any of the major comicbook companies get off their collective butts and start working iwth Kimbo Slice in a comic. The things that Kimbo brings to the comic game is astounding for one the ability to thump any characters in the streets or backyards, second Kimbo's presence in the streets, and last of all Kimbo's got to eat and this is how he eats.

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