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Edited by blackadamFTW

Damien Wayne goes strolling up to Superman, acting like he's all that and a bag of chips. He says to Superman, "Hey, you like my new ring?". The ring has a little bit of kryptonite in it, of course. Superman, knowing it will do nothing to him, decides to put on a show. He get's down on his knees gasping, saying "Please don't hurt me, I beg of you!!!". He puts on a show for another minute, and and when Damian is about to punch him in the face, he flicks Damian threw a wall. He walks away and enjoys a nice cup of coffee with Batman.

The End.

Posted by Immortal777

Superman takes off his belt and beats Damian Old Testament style.

Posted by ChaosBlazer

Superman carries Damian back to Batman and tells Bats to keep his ring under tighter security.

Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

@ChaosBlazer said:

Superman carries Damian back to Batman and tells Bats to keep his ring under tighter security.

LOL

"Be water my friend"

Posted by Nefarious

Superman buys him a dog and calls a truce.

Posted by jeanroygrant

@Immortal777 said:

Superman takes off his belt and beats Damian Old Testament style.

Posted by thespideyguy

Exactly like hush but damian and catwoman instead of batman and catwoman.

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Posted by Batnandez

Damian vis literal murder, the real death of superman kids.

Posted by Z3RO180

supes stomps

Posted by CODYSF

@ChaosBlazer said:

Superman carries Damian back to Batman and tells Bats to keep his ring under tighter security.

LMAO!!!!!!

Posted by minigunman123

Superman's costume will be an odd shade of red for a little while after this fight, and Damian will mysteriously be missing and never return.

Posted by ChaoticSuperman

Superman goes to jail for killing a kid. He then gets raped in prison. Everyone wins.

Posted by Shawnbaby
How it works out for Damian and anyone that thinks he can win here.
Posted by InfamousFish

@Shawnbaby said:

How it works out for Damian and anyone that thinks he can win here.

Haha, so true.

Posted by azza04

Mismatch.