So, I was thinking last night if I (as Scott Summers...because that is my favorite character) owned a major corporation, who would I have as my employees.
My company deals in everything from technology, weapons development, real estate, entertainment, securities, and commodities, and communication.
Here is my list of Corporate Employees for my major corporation Angel Enterprises INC.
BOARD MEMBER AND STRATEGIC INVESTOR
Bruce Wayne is an established business owner himself and would be an obvious choice to part part of the BOARD.
Junkyard Dog
We keep him locked up in our car sales facilities so no breaks in makes off with our assets. He has a real good bark on him. We pay him in beer and raw steaks.
Security Gaurd
Security Gaurd
Head of Public Relations
She keeps the media hounds off my case and in my favor.
Personal Security
Everywhere I go she goes and no one even knows. I know I am safe with her protective force field active. And she is a lot easier to get though the airport than Hulk, my previous personal security detail.
Personal Secretary.
Whenever I need to get anything done, it is done as soon as I think it.
Mailroom.
He gets the job done in less than a minute, so we know he is BSing when he claims overtime hours.
Head of Facilities and Maintenance
He is dependable and always gets the bugs off my windows of my car in the morning for free!
Head Plumber.
When the plumbings out, we give him a call.
Contracted Construction Workers
Magneto uses this crew whenever he is too busy or too lazy to do it himself. We had to take them from full time employees to contractors because of too many workmans comp claims.
Head Electrician.
He keeps our power bill down, well, to $0.
TRANSPORTATION DIRECTOR
We did have this position previously filled by Magik, but some of our overseas clients were caught in limbo too many times so we had to let her go.
RETAIL SALES - CAR SALES DIVISION
For whatever reason, anyone who walks onto our used car sales lot buys from him every time at full asking price!
DIRECTOR(S) OF SALES - NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICAN DIVISION
Emma Frost "convinced" them to take only one paycheck vs 3. Sweet!
Director of Sales - Asian, Pacific, and Australian Division
For some reason, they just love the red-heads over there. Our sales figures have never been higher.
Director of Sales - European Division
A native of England and another powerful telepath, Betsy ensures we remain on top in all areas over in Europe.
Vice President of Sales and Marketing
As the White Queen she has a great track record of holding high level positions within many organizations including the Hellfire Club and the X-Men. She is unwavering in her constitution and is a force to be dealt with in our sales meetings. She is well respected, and sometimes feared, by all the other representatives in our Sales Division. It also helps that she is the one of the most powerful telepaths on the planet and can "nudge" our customers world wide to buy our products and solutions.
Vice President of Human Resources
Pepper is a well established "nice person". Anyone who has any issues can go to her with their problems.
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE ENTERTAINMENT DIVISION
Miss Alison Blaire won this job after a tough interview process. The board decided to go with her over a more qualified candidate MOJO. Ultimately, Miss Blaire "dazzled" us more with her potential. She has already made huge gains in our Music Entertainment division.
VICE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF COMMODITIES
When Dr. Jon Osterman actually shows up to work, we have him turn all the office trash into Gold, Platinum, Silver, Diamonds, oil, whatever we need to control the market at the time.
VICE PRESIDENT OF SECURITY AND PRIVATE FORCES DIVISION
Miss Hill would outsource and contract out her S.H.I.E.L.D agents to make my company the global leader in the choice of private security and security forces. Yep, that guy who checks your I.D. at your condominium complex is an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and one of my employees. You better make sure your papers are in order!
VICE PRESIDENT OF REAL ESTATE AND REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT
Eric is now a trusted colleague and would be the best choice of getting buildings and structures built quickly, efficiently, safely and with low cost. (He can build most of the buildings himself which means I save money paying construction costs)
VICE PRESIDENT OF TECHNOLOGY, RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
Reed would be a "fantastic" choice to stay in his lab developing new technologies for my company that would make Angel Enterprises INC a global power house.
VICE PRESIDENT OF WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT
Tony Stark is a genius at building weapons and is my obvious choice for this division of my company.
CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER (CFO)
This guy has the brains to keep the books looking good and the I.R.S off my a$$. No one has time to be dealing with legal issues due to back financial reporting. HEY, get back to the books Brainiac!
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER (CIO) and DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATION
Cyborg is the most logical decision to keep me informed and updated on the latest information globally. I want to know everything that is going on everywhere, and Cyborg is the one to keep me plugged-in to everything.
Cyborg would also be able to develop and manage the communications division of my company (IE, cell phones, internet service, etc)
PRESIDENT, CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER (CEO), CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER (COO)
This guy is a mover and a shaker. He gets the job done. He has the intelligence to do the job and the ambition to make it a global success.
BOARD MEMBER AND STRATEGIC INVESTOR
Warren Worthington III is not as powerful a businessman as Bruce Wayne but his deep pockets prove an essential asset. And as a close personal friend, this is someone I can trust to vote my way. He also the person I named the company after.
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD.
He is the unifier. He has been shown to lead a team of super egos to include Emma Frost, Namor, and Magneto himself. If he can have the respect of these super egos and drive everyone to accomplish his vision his way, he is the best choice to be the ultimate leader of the company.
Head of Corporate Legal Team.
He always keeps us legal and out of the courtroom.
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