Satele actually showed some pretty impressive abilities in one of the Old Republic trailers where she blocked a lightsaber using the force. I don't even think Yoda can do that. She seems like an ideal mentor.
Not sure, I think the strategy behind the game is to learn their movement patterns and observe which animatronics are more active during the five nights through trial and error but thankfully the internet has done that for us.
If this were a real life situation, you can't afford to get captured once or else it will be over. I'd probably get ambushed really quickly due to ignorance. For example, If you check Pirates cove too little or too much foxy will run up to your door very quickly and get you or if you have both doors closed for a certain amount of time Freddy will teleport in. How exactly would I know that and avoid making that mistake even though it doesn't seem like it would put you in any danger? Those are very specific things that could get you killed during your first time playing. Assuming the animatronics act exactly as how they do in the game, I'd be lucky if I got to night 3.
Am I the only one who'd love to see Batman, like Scott Pilgrim, have to contend with a series of spurned lovers (albeit his own, as opposed to those of a new flame). The women it would be revealed he's had failed relationships with would include...