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I'm mean as snakes and twice as bad

But for the price of a debate I can be had

If you crave satisfaction this is the place to find that action

Come into this forum as it's next attraction

Is the user that will put you in traction

ColonelRunAway

Yes, I'm ColonelRunAway

I used an earthquake to mix my milkshake

I eat an avalanche when I want ice cream

I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze

I swallowed an iceberg and didn't freeze.

I chain down thunder and handcuff lightning

I'm so damn strong it's sometimes frightening

I grabbed a star traveling a million miles a minute

And slowed it down to the state speed limit

I may not be sleek but women shriek when they see my physique

I got a dong as big as King Kong

ColonelRunAway