I'm mean as snakes and twice as bad
But for the price of a debate I can be had
If you crave satisfaction this is the place to find that action
Come into this forum as it's next attraction
Is the user that will put you in traction
ColonelRunAway
Yes, I'm ColonelRunAway
I used an earthquake to mix my milkshake
I eat an avalanche when I want ice cream
I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze
I swallowed an iceberg and didn't freeze.
I chain down thunder and handcuff lightning
I'm so damn strong it's sometimes frightening
I grabbed a star traveling a million miles a minute
And slowed it down to the state speed limit
I may not be sleek but women shriek when they see my physique
I got a dong as big as King Kong
ColonelRunAway
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