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#1 Edited by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowswordmaster: That's the nicest thing you've ever written to me :'-)

@the_shogun: *kicks out a two. In an effort to survive, the remote goes super remote as it pounces up and it you with a vertical five knuckle shuffle*

#2 Edited by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@mth_: haha! Thanks. I'm trying to learn how to spot the issues cause I know there are some, but I hate asking people on this site cause critique here is more along the lines of "Eat his soul."

@_nox_: I'm still a bit bitter about the D.C. thing...I wanna fight Warsman.

#3 Posted by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

Months Ago....

"Why would you trust a girl that has bigger tits than her head?" *click*

"President Pierce: Hero or War Criminal?" *click*

"True Life: I drink mutant pee." *click*

"Zayn Malik." *click*

He sits there, legs parted like the red sea, emotionally disappointed by the coverage his cable company sold him on. His eyes flutter a bit, they're honestly teary eyed, because the multitude of half winded reality shows mixed in with inflammatory broadcast journalism is too much to digest after two pies of extra cheesy pizza.

"This, this is why the internet has won!" He shakes his fists to the sky, looking to heavens with the knowledge that this is the reason God abandoned his children....that and Republicans.

Anyhow without much faith for his dusty television set the misty eyed colored commentator slaps his muscled thighs with the zest of Travis Barker.

*BEEP!* He ignores the alert. *BEEP* He's ignores the alert harder. *BEEP!* He's aggravated at this point, but this call must be important, especially if they're so incessant on calling him this early in the afternoon.

So, much to his adulation the messy haired Gothite with the frat boy aesthetic begrudgingly leans onto his left side, reaching into his pocket for his health care phone. At first it's a struggle, swallowing that entire Pepsi bottle really did a number on him, but eventually it's within his grasp.

"Okay, okay. Alright. I'm sorry Dee, I'm sorry, you know I'm like 84 when its comes to using phones. Alright, alright. Calm down. Speak slowly. Tell me what's up and maybe I can....the TV? Sure, give me a moment."

He reaches downward, the side of his face pressed against the arm of his couch whilst his chin hovered over the crevice between the arm and the cushion, all the while his hand dance around his butt before finding the remote beside his taint.

"Channel 52? Okay, okay. Hold on. Gimme a second, shit...I'm was joking. Dee, calm down. You're really freaking me.......out."

"THE ASSWHOLE DESTROYED WASHINGTON! FOR WHAT?"
*click*

"CAPITAL CITY DEVASTATED. THOUSANDS DEAD." *click*

"AMERICA's MUTANT EPIDEMIC: WHO'S TO BLAME?" *click*

"God Modding: Fact or Fiction? More at ten." *click*

He pops up at full attention. "This...this is news." He mutters as he covers his mouth.

Dee chimes in, reminding him why this matters.

"Honestly, let me live." He retorts with a tinge of irritation prior to canceling the call.

"I just loss my mom."

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It's me again fam. Just trying my hand at writing again. I think this piece is better than the previous one, but I'm trying to work on the whole past/present tense stuff. Figured if I come back here...I should use this time to get better. Also if someone wants to be my partner in crime lemme know!

#4 Posted by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@_grifter_: *eyes your av...makes a Claire Temple archetype*

It's nice to be back...just tossing around ideas at the moment. Gonna try and take my hand at making new characters.

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@feral_nova: *spits drink* hahaha!

Sha vs Feral Nova #1 thru 100 will always be a VP staple as well

#7 Posted by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@zeon_liafador: Does anyone remember that low key incest story line G wrote with Angelique? lmao

Vine Prime was buck wild.

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#9 Posted by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@y_intercept: Yeah I know. I preoccupied with a lot of stuff and stopped writing all together. I've been thinking of starting fresh new characters and all.

Thoughty Thoughts used to be my hang out *sign of the cross*

When I saw your characters I automatically thought of introducing a young adult to fit in with them. Unless you need an antagonist...lord know I play that part well lol

#10 Posted by Closure (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@y_intercept: Every time log in it always seems dead. I think I'm not used to the death of the OoC thread o.o

mid key wanna show up in madrid. I just don't know how to connect atm >.>