What comic characters would you want as bodyguards?

If you had to choose some comic characters to protect you who would you chose?

Heres the scenario- You are in the white house. You can pick 5 bodyguards. They all have to be street levelers or close.

Elektra, deathstroke, taskmaster, bullseye and bane are all trying to kill you. Who would you pick?

22 Comments
22 Comments
Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic

Deadpool, Wolverine, John Constantine, Spider-man and Batman.

Come at me, bros.

Edited by judasnixon

No one can touch me....

Posted by guttridgeb

Spider-Man, Batman, Deadpool, Boba Fett and Wolverine

Posted by mhanuroth

deathstroke, wolverine, lady shiva, dare devil and batman

Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie

I'd want Batman as my bodyguard like Bruce Wayne does.

Oh, wait...

Posted by Betatesthighlander1
Posted by Veshark

Easy.

Iron Fist, Spider-Man, Ultimate Captain America, Lady Shiva, and Karate Kid

Iron Fist sank a Helicarrier, 'nuff said. Spider-Man is an underrated powerhouse with strength and agility. Ultimate Cap is the leader with his tactical genius, and his CQC and durability levels are just beast (and I'm in the White House, so it's only fitting!). Lady Shiva is the finest 21st century fighter (though I guess I could've gone with Dragon), and Karate Kid is arguably the DCU's finest combatant, and he can focus his chi and crap to blow up entire ice glaciers (or something along those lines).

The only real threats from the assassins would be Deathstroke and maybe a non-jobbing Taskmaster.

Edited by sagejonathan

Wolverine, Batman, Spiderman, Hawkeye, Flash.

Posted by Perpetr8rMike

Buffy, Faith, Artemis (Young Justice), Iron Fist, and Captain America.

Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21

Im not sure how you top the strangler from spongebob. Best bodyguard ever, no argument

Edited by therrieur

Batman, Barry Allen, Deadpool and color kid. Just to make fun of him

Posted by Dabee

Venom, Galactus, Silver Surfer, Wolverine, Howard the Duck (if Marvel)

Hal Jordan, Batman, Superman, Kilowog/Arkillo, Aquaman (if DC) - Aquaman really would give me an advantage. Think about it.

Posted by cfrehse

@judasnixon: nice choices and thats an addicting game

Posted by Raw_Material

Superman, Deathstroke, Luke Cage, Aquaman (in the water), Snake Eyes, and Batman..

Edited by Veshark

I think nearly everyone forgot about the street-levelers rule haha....oh well.

Posted by Superguy0009e

Superman

Edited by RaggedScarecrow

Mister X and Domino.

Posted by AllStarSuperman

Prometheus

Midnighter

Nightwing

Hit-Girl

Nemesis

Edited by Xanni15

Roland Deschain, nobody quicker on the draw. Hulk, for intimidation purposes. Hawkeye, he could blend in better than others. And Jason Todd, for long range coverage.

Posted by bob808

Deadpool, Hush, Hulk, The Comedian, Jason Todd, Green Arrow, Martian Manhunter.

Edited by tparks

Punisher, Captain America, Hawkeye, Agent Zero, and Black Panther.

Edited by G_Money_Christmas

Batman, Superman, Daredevil, Judge Dredd, and all 4 Ninja Turtles. I need a lot of guys, I'm important