Dark Knight Rises: Olivia Wilde Should've Been Catwoman

Posted this blog before in anticipation of the film, and I stand by it now -- although I tried to give Anne Hathaway her props in this blog Anne Hathaway: I Should Be Catwoman!

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I just felt Anne, though very lithe and good at playing innocent then switching into the thief and kicking the cane, has nothing cat-like about her. She is great in the fight scenes, and doesn't sink the film, but she is so focused on being taken seriously that they made her unlikeable with all the betrayals of Batman, theft of his dead mother's pearls, won't apologize OR promise to help when he returns to Gotham -- which makes him look like an idiot for giving her the identity purge chip. And nice touches like the cat ears mask -- that would seem like cheeky touches of a master criminal when worn by Olivia or previous Cats -- come off as "Who made her that?" The biggest problem is the KNOWING aspect of Catwoman. Like a cat whose eyes always suggest hidden depths within, the best Catwomen came off as knowing so much about their burglary business that Batman, the cops, they are amusements to be toyed with (yes, like a cat, don't interrupt...) or teased. And these Cats' sensuality is just another burglary tool, for escape, etc. Anne Hathaway just does not have these qualities. She was in commendable shape, really had a graceful gait in the earliest scenes, was a good fighter -- but was NOT CATWOMAN. Too much against type.

So I again present the case for Olivia -- do you agree?

THE TOP TEN REASONS I, OLIVIA WILDE, SHOULD BE CATWOMAN...

NUMBER 10:

"I make this look good." Well said, Mr. Smith...

NUMBER NINE:

I swear Julie Newmar and I are related! NO, fanbase: not 'kissing cousins'...

NUMBER EIGHT:

I Can Do Blue Eyes...

...I Can Do Green...

...Make Me The Cat, 'Cause I'm The Best That You've Seen...!

NUMBER SEVEN (LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU):

I just love to steal! -- missing something...?

NUMBER SIX:

Because even as a mime, I'm so expressive - here I am as a certain member of the animal kingdom...

NUMBER FIVE:

Like Selina, I enjoy the high life...

NUMBER FOUR:

Feline, duh!

NUMBER THREE:

I'd be a great addition to the Batman lineup...

NUMBER TWO:

Megan could dye her hair red and be my hench wench Poison Ivy -- like in her fan fic...

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I SHOULD BE CATWOMAN:

Because... I... say... so...

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Nostalgia Critic review: Batman (Burton's) vs. Dark Knight!

From review site "thatguywiththeglasses.com":  
 
http://blip.tv/play/gbk7gYL_WgI 
 
I'd give it to Dark Knight for the plot, which was basically Batman: The War on Terror, with Batman the Special Forces, cops the military, Joker - Bin Laden... you get it. 
And also for the actor, because Bale does a great job, the voice thing is not noticeable until the second movie - should have just done a slightly brutish accent instead.

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