@impurestcheese: Moon Snails sound like the serial killers of the snail world. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to take my time...because, y'know...I'm a snail." Added to my FF Long Box - Authors, even though it's non-fiction, because I can. :)
I will do my best to please my masters! Harsh judgement will help me to better myself! I've got the next 2 weeks off, so, if I don't get anything up I will gve you my address and $500 to come over to my hous and punch me in the face.
I will take your $500, and be at your house eventually...jussssst keep waiting. <steeples fingers in evil anticipation>