Fanboy Feats
By castleking 43 Comments
I used to have this cool blog page years ago with description of certain superheroes and fanboy feats which is basically people over exaggerating, misinformation and outright lies of powers and abilities of certain superheroes to defend them in the battle forum. I recently looked it up and it was accidentally deleted by a certain someone who shall remain nameless and i felt its loss has cheated the newer members of comicvine with some of the funniest feats that people were posting in it. So i decided to remake the blog and give you all an example of what was posted.
Fanboy feat:
Daredevil: sense of touch is so sharp that he can feel a spot light on his back shined from a mile away and tell you its color.
Superman: Superman is so Super that everything he does he makes super, Example: Super Ventriloquism, Super Weaving, Super Sewing, Super Hypnotism, Super Door Ripping. Superman's eyesight is so super that he can see through reality all the way into heaven to God's bathroom past the locked door, true story.
Spiderman: Spiderman's precog makes him untouchable, he can dodge bullets in mid air which means he has sound barrier breaking reflex so he cant be touched and only happens in comics for story purposes.
people can feel free to post any fanboy feat of any character they can think of that they have heard in the past or can make one up and post it here.