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#1 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

@capfanboy: I'd ask who the first is but I have a feeling I know the answer XD

Doesn't everyone?

It's Dule Hill-- I lie. It's totally me.

@bumpyboo said:

@The_Deathstroker: You will! You totally will, hell I'll even help! We'll find Mrs Stroker ^_^

Welcome, one and all, to yahoo's "date the stroker"

Get stoked for a stroke, yeah!

First up we have @wildvine, wildvine is a little bit on the unpredictable side, but that just means your relationship will never get old

Our second contestant hails from the Arkham mental health facility, that's right you guessed it! @joygirl!

Our third contestant is a somewhat unconventional choice, but we feel he'll fit in from the word go. Give a warm welcome to........@laflux!!!

Join us next week to see which of these beautiful ladies contestants will take home the stroker!

#2 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:
@The_Deathstroker said:

@bumpyboo: Bah, when the chips are down, and you two are nearing divorce, he'll tell you the truth. He chose me over you, Bumpy. Whether you like it or not.

I'm sorry what?

What was that?

I can't hear you man!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME BEING SATISFIED BY MY FUTURE HUSBAND IN WAYS YOU WILL NEVER EVER KNOW >:D

I return once again to the second greatest man the world has ever known...

#3 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo: I still count that as a victory, my darling.

#4 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

@capfanboy: Anyone else would have been creeped the heck out. I chose well when I chose you ;)

I thought I chose you....are you telling me you had multiple suitors? And I came on top?! (Like I do....every time).

#6 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@The_Deathstroker:

Cap doesn't love. He didn't even say bye when he left, and I was his best gal pal after Bumps.

I'm sorry wildvine, I should've said something. It was wrong of me to leave in the middle of the night, like so many others have. You're my best gal pal again though, Bumps is marrying me.

@dngn4774 said:

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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

@bumpyboo said:

@capfanboy: Alas, I must change it back, it is a hideous misuse of power :( But aww as if you thought to preserve it, that's awesome.

For you, my love.

And thank you, for the cutting faces thing...

#7 Edited by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

@The_Deathstroker said:

@bumpyboo:

Ahahaha... You seem to not have noticed, but TheCheeseStabber gave me her banhammer in her will! The banhammer of the mighty Poet! A mod much more powerful than you! Don't tempt me, biatch. He mah man.

Only difference is I don't have to borrow mine and can pretty much use it straight away.

Also reread your post. Being a mod has other benefits >:)

(don't worry I'll change it back)

Don't! Don't! Don't!

In case it is changed....here you go viners of the future:

@bumpyboo:I agree, I could never satisfy Cappie the way you do Bumpy, you sexy beast. Please teach me your ways.

#8 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@westy206 said:

Piri piri sauce is Portuguese.

Piri piri sauce is amazing.

Piri piri sauce is not bland.

Piri piri sauce is just about the best damn sauce out there to smother chicken with.

TILL. THE END OF. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS.

Oh...sorry. Piri Piri sauce is amazing.

#9 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@lunacyde said:

Personally I love both America and Europe. Both have a great variety of things to experience.

TILL THE END OF DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS